26 Thoughts to get you through most

[sam <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxxxx>]

26 Thoughts to get you through most

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking
at the track.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine
lack of preparation.
4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6. Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8. The careful application of terror is also a form of
communication.
9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to
the real world.
10. Things are more like they are today than they have
ever been before.
11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting
dirty for.
12. Everything should be made as simple as possible,
but no simpler.
13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self
criticism.
16. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.
18. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
19. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the
ends.
20. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that
life is serious.
21. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it
gets.
22. There is always one more imbecile than you counted
on.
23. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
24. Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty,
and the pig likes it.
25. The trouble with life is, you're half way through
it before you realize it's a "do it yourself" thing.
26. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to
their level then beat you with experience.

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