[no subject]

["Ray Blake" <ray_blake@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hello-

Just delurking to tell y'all a bit about myself and then to issue what I
have thought to be the ultimate challenge.

My name is Ray. I am 20~(I stopped counting after 18). I live in Austin,
Texas. The greatest country in America. And I don't own a horse or a
cowboy hat. And I hate country music. Anyway,I have been attempting to
commit fanfic for a little while know. I came to this list through J/7.
Seeing all the great fic there made me look for other... alternative fics,
so here I am. I must say that I have really enjoyed the stories here. I've
been following Shades of Janus for a bit. I really like crossovers, and
Buffy and Highlander seem to go together so well. Anyway that has something
to do with my ultimate challenge. I don't really expect anyone to take it,
it's really just a way to get the idea out of my head before it drives me
insane. OK, prepare to be amazed and disgusted.

Challenge-

Write a crossover of Buffy and Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory. With
Charlie running the factory, perhaps Willy still advising him. Consider what
Mr. Wonka told the group about the fate of the Oompa-Lumpa's. How they were
driven from their homes... etc.

Must include
---- the Psychedelic Boat. (Possibly to travel to the home of the
Oompa-Lumpa's?)Special challenge- Charlie composing a new 'scary poem' on
the boat.
---- Cordelia and the Bad Egg detector (write your own ending there)
---- Fizzy Lifting Drinks!
---- Stuffy British Knowledge man- Rupert Giles
---- 2 new candy ideas
---- The Phrase- "I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal
labotomy! (Thank Dr. Demento for that one)

That's it. Your mission if you are insane enough to accept it. This message
will destroy your ability to think coherently for 30 seconds.
Good Luck, and be sure to write me if you do take it.
ray_blake @hotmail.com
----
________________________________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com