re: [buffyloveswillow] OT: Jokes

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> ** Original Subject: [buffyloveswillow] OT: Jokes
> ** Original Sender: "Dave " <bdrhoden@xxxxxxx>
> ** Original Date: Sat, 12 Aug 2000 13:11:51 -0400

> ** Original Message follows...

> Just passing this on from the Charmed newsgroup.
>
> Dave
> Subject:	BTVS Ligh Bulb Jokes, was Re: Ethics Of Witches:
> Spoilers for "A New Man"?
> From:	Marie Braden <maweena@xxxxxxxxx>
> Date:	Tue, 08 Aug 2000 23:24:03 +0200
>
> Buffy Light Bulb Jokes(?) These are pretty lame, but I did make them
> all up myself......just now, in fact, though that's obvious on reading
> them....
>
> Q:How many vengeance demons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> Anya: "Xander, have we tried it in a light bulb?"
>
>
> Q: How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb?
> Drusilla: "Miss Edith, look, the stars have all gone out....."
> Vamp Willow: "Bored now. Like the dark. Where's my puppy?"
> Spike:"Bloody hell! If it weren't for this stupid chip, I'd do it!"
> Angelus: "You call this darkness? I'll show you darkness..."
>
>
> Q: How many Slayers does it take to change a light bulb?
> A: None, the next light bulb is Called when the old one dies
>
>
> Q: How many Watchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> A: One to research possible reasons for the light bulb to have burned
> out, One to explain how this could mean The End of the World As We
> Know It, and one to say that the light bulb is being put to a test of
> its ability.

I have three more for you;

Q; How many oracles does it take to change a light bulb?
A; Sorry, I can't answer unless you bring an offering.

Q; How many wiccans does it take to change a light bulb?
Tara; Don't look at me, Willow and I prefer to do it by candlelight.

Q; How many Initiative soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A; None, because they're perpetually in the dark!

Catch you on the rebound,
Kirayoshi
The Chosen One, who will fulfill the Prophecy and bring balance to the Force
(but once I've balanced the Force, I still recommend the service contract.)