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RE: List Gutter Affair Memo - Dir of Publ. Safety.



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TO: Director of Public Safety, ~Kimber
From: Senior Vice President of Monetary Embezzlement
RE: Your memo of 8/17/00 to the Senior Committee
Director Kimber,
In reference to your memo of 8/17/00 I must point out several things:

First, In regards to the missing shears, muzzles and whips. While the list
members attempts to restrain, quarter and shear the mutt, the missing
implements are causing our budget to whistle away. As a member of the
Ferengi Trade Commission, this must stop, throwing good latinum away just
isn't good business. You may want to consider outside help (i.e. -
mercenaries) to aid you in your capture and shearing of the Riley-mutt.

Second - If the Head of the Vegetable Empire is feeling reluctant to aid us
with the Riley-fungus-demon. Just tell Tater you know about "the delivery
truck incident", that will insure his aid for the E.R.T. and Lynch Mob.
Hehehe

Third - Recently the Buffy/Riley Lets Just Get Along organization suffered a
severe financial blow when the Mr. Beefstick Dolls Company they had invested
in went under. And in related news, the List Gutter Org., made a a tidy some
of money when litigation forced the Mr. Beefstick Dolls Company to close
it's doors and pay the List Gutter Org., for patent violations. (Gee, isn't
cooincidence wonderful <BEG>)

Bill

Vice President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs.

"Oh, look," I said looking at the ground before tilting my head up to regard
him. "There's a spider. Shouldn't you be running away screaming like a
little girl?" - Buffy talking about Wesley - "Walking After Midnight"


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