Re: [buffyloveswillow] RE: List Gutter Affair Memo - Dir of Publ. Safety.

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Senior Vice President of Monetary Embezzlement
From: Head of the United Vegetable Empire
RE: Second point of your memo to the Director of Public Safety


At 10:31 PM 8/17/00 -0400, you wrote:
> Second - If the Head of the Vegetable Empire is feeling reluctant to aid us
> with the Riley-fungus-demon. Just tell Tater you know about "the delivery
> truck incident", that will insure his aid for the E.R.T. and Lynch Mob.
> Hehehe


I would like to point out that the United Vegetable Empire disavows all
knowledge of "the delivery truck incident." I did not have sexual relations
with that... oh wait, wrong disavowel. The plants didn't do it, it was the
cockroaches.

And unless the brocolli has been playing with the surgical intruments while
I was asleep again, I'm reasonably sure I'm a her. Plants are sensibly
matriarchal. ...Gotta check on that brocolli though. Never does behave.


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)