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To: Director of Public Safety
From: Security Chief
Subject: Riley-shaped Fungus Demon
Mam, after tracking down the current location
of the Riley-shaped Fungus Demon as ordered, I have made a very alarming
discovery.
It seems as if the said demon isn't as primitive as
we thought, and has in fact, shown quite some intelligence by avoiding several
newly placed tracking devices, hidden cameras, and, which disturbes me the most,
secret undercover algae agents.
I have located the Riley-shaped Fungus Demon
in Tunnel A-14-B32 of Gutter Sector 74. To my knowledge, all that is there
is an old storage room and some underground passageways, which all luckily end
in the same cavern, about 12 feet high and 53 feet in width
large.
Infrared as well as shock wave echo and radar
measurements have shown no further ways to leave this tunnel than the Tunnels
A-14-B33 and B31 as well as A-15-B31 to B33 and A-13-B31 to B33.
It is herein my recommendation to evacuatethe
complete Gutter Sector 74 and to close all entrances to said sector. That way we
would be able to concentrate our further seek and destroy missions to the 1
square mile area of Sector 74, starting in Tunnel A-14-B32, and could be sure
that all possible mesurements to ensure Public Safety have been
done.
Regards
Quin
Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter
Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the Universe ***!!!***Emergency
Warning***!!!***
Mam, we've got a Code Red! I repeat, Code Red! The Mutt-Boy
demon has been seen in Tunnel A-32-C44, and has captured Hostiles! I
repeat. The Mutt-Boy demon has been tracked down to Tunnel A-32-C44 and has
Hostiles!
I need GO for operation MOON immediately and clearance for Emergency
Responce Teams alpha 12 and 13. Otherwise I can't guarantee for the security of
the hostiles. Also, I need access to the Freezing Wet Noodle Prototype. It
may still not be tested, but I don't see another way to avoid further
complications, and may be our only chance to capture the Mutt Boy demon
safely.
Quin
Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter
Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the
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