A challenge from The Directorate of Nonsensical Mayhem

["sam stoltz" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

From: The Directorate of Nonsensical Mayhem
To: All list members

The directorate of Nonsensical Mayhem being the twisted organization
that it is has noticed a lot of songfic challenges along with a lot
of songfic recently. We immediately said to ourselves, Selves why
is there no parodies.

After holding an imaginary meeting in which vast quantities of
Twinkies and chocolate soda where consumed we decide to issue the
following challenge.

The Directorate of Nonsensical Mayhem challenges of the dwellers of
the gutter to write a parody of a popular song, anyone will do, and
give it a Buffy/Willow theme or not you be the judge.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled gutter dwelling and
mischief making.

Sam, shadowmage_draco
Unofficial roamer of the list gutter
President of the society to eradicate green eggs and ham
Director of nonsensical mayhem
Loyal member of the society to stake Riley

Palindrome of the week: A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a
hat, a canal--Panama