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To: Director of Public Safety
CC: Just about everybody! We've got something
to Party!
Subject: Success message of Operation
MOON
Mam, I can gladly report that Operation MOON was a
total success. We have not only managed to free a group of about 13 B/R Laga
group members, we also found some of our vampires that we've been missing the
past few weeks. It seems as if Poodle-Boy has taken them down while they were
sleeping, and threw them into small containers to torture them with darkness.
Unfortunately, he didn't seem to notice that they were vampires, and so didit
wrong from the start, so we should be able to continue to taunt and torturethem
ourselves without having to patch them back up.
I can say that the ERTs have done excellent work,
and that with the capture of Poodle-Boy, we can now concentrate on the
Riley-shaped Fungus demon.
And now that this is accomplished, I suggest that
we get on to the bon fire and party. After all, we've earned it.
Quin
Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter
Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the
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