Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Subject: Authorization for release of ERT Zeta 39 & 24 While I'm disturbed at the thought of random Riley-shaped fungus demon attacks on the Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs attack lawyers and do authorize the activation of the Zeta Team. I most caution turning the team on the members of the B/R Lets All Get Along Organization and the W/O Puppy love Society. We are not barbarians in the gutter, we welcome all those with differing opinions on the goddesses that are Buffy and Willow. I am aware of the rumours surrounding both groups, however there has been no proof linking either group to Riley-shaped Fungus demon attacks on attack lawyers. I know you are angry and are justified in demanding immediate action in stopping any further attacks. However I can not approve of targeting a group of people, who happen to view Willow and Poodle-boy doing naughty things in the Bronze as a good thing, by the List's Zeta Team. These are our best counter-terrorist operatives used for only the most dangerous missions and should not be turned lose on everyday citizens of the list. It would be like sending an aircraft carrier against a row boat, a bit over kill. And a waste of ammo. If either group is found guilty of conspiring with the Riley-shaped fungus demon and/or Poodle-boy, they will be dealt with in the List Gutter's Court of Law and Pool Hall. Shadow -- Director of Public Safety of the Senior Executive Committee on List Gutter Affairs and vampire teddy bear; Official Dungeon Keeper and Big Bad. -----Original Message----- From: Bill LaBarbera [mailto:asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: Tuesday, August 22, 2000 11:47 PM To: BuffyLovesWillow Subject: [buffyloveswillow] Release of ERT Zeta Teams To: Director of Public Safety Subject: Authorization for release of ERT Zeta 39 & 24 Director Shadow, Recently I was attacked by the Riley-shaped Fungus Demon, and my favorite pet attack lawyer, Bo-Bo was horribly injured protecting me. Up till now the Riley-shaped Fungus Demon has kept to the gutter and sewers where it belongs. However, with this latest attack in broad daylight I believe that it now poses a threat to the Senior Committee and the general list members. It has shown a very low-level of intelligence, but this attack was planned and a part of a larger plot on its part. Therefore, I am requesting that you authorize the release of ERT Zeta 39 & 24 and the extermination of all B/R LAGA members. I have reason to believe they are in league with the Oz & Willow Puppy-love Society to destroy the List Gutter Committee and it's members. Bill Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs. "Oh, look," I said looking at the ground before tilting my head up to regard him. "There's a spider. Shouldn't you be running away screaming like a little girl?" - Buffy talking about Wesley - "Walking After Midnight" Content-Type: application/ms-tnef; name="winmail.dat" Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="winmail.dat" Attachment Converted: "D:\Dokumente und Einstellungen\BuffyS\Anwendungsdaten\Qualcomm\Eudora\Attach\RE [buffyloveswillow] Release"
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