stumbles in, confused:: Hey! How did I get on a BW list?!?!?!

["Lisa " <milkymaiden@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

::snerk::

Just wanted to give myself a little letter of introduction you know.
What can I say? I am an attention fiend, I need to let EVERYBODY know
I am here....tehe

The usual info:

My name's Lisa, and my handel is MilkyMaiden...some of you know me
from WillTara (yes, an actual canon relationship, egads!) Your (not
so) humble bard, Kimber, wooed me from my rabid WT ways, and now I am
hooked on this couple! Damn her and her enticing ways....And NO the
screen name is not sexual...er...not supposed to be at least! Damn
innocense of my youth....::sigh::

she sighed....

I am 17, so hey, I can finally not feel dirty for viewing all the NC-
17 stuff! hehe...not that I have anywhere near that dirty of a
mind...yeah RIGHT! Naked Chocolate Pudding wrestling for the entire
female cast of BtVS and Angel should be in their contracts!

I am a Leo and was born in the year of the Boar! (but I indentify
more with the Cow :) Mooooo!!! Bow to the Cow Princess!!!)

The not-so-usual Info:

I have a dirty nasty habit of ganking lawn ornaments when I am
slighty..er..tipsy....and I have quite a collection, including a 2
foot tall lawn gnome, a BLUE flamingo, and the complete collection of
the Seven Dwarfs!

I have never said the "F," "S," or "C," word out loud, but I am a
proficient cusser online! Somehow this baffles even myself, because I
am not quite as innocent as one might presume from that....

I sometimes sleep in the nude....hehehe....(just to wipe out the last
shred of decency about me you might have had a chance of retaining)

Why do I share all this you ask??? Well...hmmmmm..maybe it's because
I am dead tired from staying up till 6 frickin' AM with your list
mom, who, btw, did you know I am having a torrid affair with? Yes
folks, it is true, Kim is my little Pit Pet, subject to my every
sexual whim or desire...

(I'll let *you* explain that one Kim, doll) ::chuckles::

So, that's about all of your oh-so-precious time I shall waste! I
will probably resign myself to the status of lurker after this...

Just like to add that I can't wait to start diving into all the great
fic that I know floods this list daily. I have been lucky enough to
get a sampling from Kim already, so...Let the Games Begin!

Lisa

Oh, and for those of you that have not guessed already: YES, I am
Laurel's new....ummm..extra flamey romance ;) Doesn't that make you
all warm and squishy inside???


~Self Declared Kimber Fan #2
~Self Declared Cutest Kimber Fan Ever (Take *that* Quin!)

::stands back and surveys the damage::