Re: Hey you

[Kimber <kacoe@xxxxxxx>]

Myself03 wrote:


> First of all, this is for you :
>
> And I

Aww...wasn't that sweet. Trying to suck up because you've been absentee hubby.

ha!

Ain't gonna work :-P


> It kind of remind me of the way we have been lately and the way we want us to
> be once again...All you have to do is claim me again, cause i'm yours, i have
> always been ...

Yeah yeah..the way you want us to be again? lol..I just...rofl...can't stop laughing over
that one. Last time I talked to you, you proposed....then left!!! You snuck outa town
and left me with 600 children...fatherless children at that. Do you have any idea what
Shadow's been up to??!?! Do you? Huh?? It's all I can do to keep the grey hairs from
cropping up all over my poor little head! And that's another thing! If we split..and you
run off with Shyfox...who gets custody of the wacky-wayward list child with an affinity
for leather, whips chains and a certain redhead??


> Kimber Turner wrote:
>
> Turner? Turner? Please tell me that that is your last name, tell that you
> didn't run away to Vegas and got married, please, *crying like a little baby*
> PLease tell me I still have a chance , tell me that your heart was not taken
> by somebody eslse, someboby else not
> me...Pllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL...okay okay..I've gotten a lot of questions about that. Lets just say that you don't
know everything there is to know about me. No one does really...I like a good mystery now
and then. I think it's sexy...but no...I'm not married. anymore



> Well, i was saving the best for the last you know, i always do that , altough

sucking up, are we? *grin* I like a good suck up....

> i'm not sure you deserve it, i heard you have been around while i was away, i
> felt this thing in my heart and i just knew it had something to do with you
> and now you just confirmed my suspicions...As for thewe-mail part....let's
> talk about the one that didn't return my mail, why don't we...*extremelly
> bitter voice* I guess you were way too busy flirting with someone else
> hum....You know, i think i told you i didn't share well, didn't i?

yes I'm aware I didn't write back....real life sucks sometimes, don't it?
lol..anyhoo....and don't use that extremely bitter voice with me mister *shakes finger in
the general direction of Brazil*....besides..you know I like the
come-hither-I-wanna-shag-you-brainless-voice SO much better....*evil grin*


> You
> displaying your new lover in public,

*stomps up and down* Am not! Am not!.....she's the one that wrote a little letter of
introduction to the list and blew our cover..and what a nice, warm fuzzy snuggly cover it
was too (sorry, drifted there for a sec).....


> and not happy with that you decided to
> turn one of my favorites B/W series ( that just happens to involve some of my
> favs one shots) into a B/F fest when you KNOW how against that i am...Hey ,
> since i'm only reading that one after it's finished( if it's a B/W_the way
> it's meant to be_ i'll read it all at once and gloat at FAith and if it is a
> F/B end i'll ignore it's existence and punish you in the worst way for trying
> to ruin my fav series to me...)

how do you know how it's gonna end?? you don't KNOW I'm gonna have buffy and faith
together...so don't assume damn it!! lol..or I'll throw Rodelus into the works for good
measure ;)

> you could kind of try a few one shots...

Yeah...I could...but I don't feel like it so nyeah! *sticks tongue out, again, in the
general direction of Brazil*


> Be a good list mummy and st an exemple...and
> remember ...you are a BUFFY LOVES WILLOW , BUFFY WANTS WILLOW list
> mummy....Keep that in mind : )

But I AM a good list mummy..really....just ask any of your kids!!! I work hard and slave
over an inanimate computer daily, feeding them fics so their little hearts can be content
and satisfied...so what if there's angst involved? I wasn't named the Angst Queen for
nothing you know ;)


> I'm, the desesperate one here remember, i'm the one being cheated on ? Don't
> go playing the good one here , cause you're not...I'm the cheated , you're the
> cheatee...

Don't even try to hand me that pile of poo!! You openly and totally flirted with Shyfox
in your reply letter to her...you even asked her to marry you (She's mine damn it, all
mine mine mine mine mine mine!!!! and you can't have her!!) and you're calling me a
cheater??? For shame Rodrigus the Feared...look at your own guilty little self before
shaking your finger at me and stomping up and down like a two year old :-P


> Say ,. if LIsa had the opportunity to choose the way she would die which one
> would she choose?> Does she want to be cremated: DDoes she have any unresolved
> bussiness she wants to take care off? If she does , you betterr tell her to
> hurry, cause she is running out of time...So, Lisa is her name huh, i knew i
> had heard i voice on the phone when i called you ...you said it was the tv and
> i was fool enough to believe ...You better enjoy your moments with her, cause
> it will be your last...i'm taking back what is mine and you're the number one
> item on my list...

Hey!! wait..that wasn't forceful enough. *clears throat* Ahem....HEY NOW!!!!!! That's
where I draw the line! There will be no cremating my little luvbuglette...it's quite hard
to snuggle up to a pile of ashes you know...and besides...she's the mortal love of my
life....<sigh> (reflects for a moment on her utter adorablness and cuteness
factor)...where was I? Oh yeah..um..and you're my Immortal Beloved..we're just destined
to be together through all of eternity...painting the town red (not with blood of
course..well, not the blood of anyone we know that is ;) (Reflects on the buffness and
manly man that Rodrigus is....<swoon>) Oooh, drifted again. Se what you do to me? You
make me swoon at just the mere thought of that tight six pack, broad shoulders, olive
toned skin, beautiful thick. . . . .*cough*..... hair...um, yeah..thick hair..that's it
*evil grin*




I am forever your humble lil wifey and soulmate....waiting patiently with the whipped
cream and cherries and that flavored body lotion you love SO much....ooh! sorry..drifted
again,

~~Kimber Sousa *grin*