Re: [buffyloveswillow] Secret Identities

["Quindo Ma" <quindo.ma@xxxxxxxxx>]

To: Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs, Sam (I Am), Tater UVE

Subject: Secret Identities

I see how that is. You can't let the citizens of the Gutter alone for even the tiniest moment. There
you go, work and set up the new HQ, only to come back and find out that the votes say that they want
to stay. And then you get sick and have to stay in bed for a few days, and when I get back, what do
I have to find out?
That rumors have been made up.
What is this here? Some sort of Britney Spears complex? I mean, I don't like her too much either,
but those rumors that were made up while she was in Japan were partly just ridiculous.

Now to make it clear, I am NOT a Bampire Bat. And I don't even like eucalyptus leaves. Has actually
anyone over the period of time of this "investigation" even peeked into my record?

Now for those who still think that making up rumors while keep insisting that they are true, and for
anyone else is interested, I am a simple housecat. Although, and well maybe simple isn't completely
correct, but somehow, only god knows how, I've managed to catch up some genes of black panthers.
Because of that I seem a little larger than other cats, and have this abitily to melt into the
shadows. The excellent prereqs for a security chief. And just why my eating habits are of interests
is above me, but I like to eat all sorts of pizza, at the moment I prefer salami with extra cheese.

And in case anyone wonders about my shapeshifting ability, hell do you guys actually have looked
around here? All of us are shape shifters.

Ok, I've got to go back to work now. And don't start going all rumor on me again. My wet noodles are
still wet and deadly, and I don't like it to badmouthed about.

Quin, who has the feeling that he has to keep an eye on the gutter at all times now, even when
he's on vacation or sick.


Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the Universe
Owner of the Gutter Bunker
Unofficial bait boy and self declared Kimber fan #1
Personal servant of the List Gutter Lust Goddess
Worships the ground Pat walks on.
Lover of the love scenes from Shyfox.
Occasional writer.