Annual Gutter Blood Drive

["Shadow" <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxx>]

TO: All Department Heads, UVE, and all interested parties.
FROM: The Director of Public Safety
SUBJECT: Annual List Gutter and Woods Outback Blood Drive

Yes it is that time of year once again where all good Gutter citizens
and forest creatures dutifully line up to donate blood, and drink orange
juice, all for the sake of maintaining the List Gutter's Emergency Blood
Supply so the Vampire Teddy Bear and other vamps living - somewhat -
peaceably in the gutter won't go on homicidal rampages in search of
blood on us. It almost always causes nothing but trouble when Security
has to hunt down a hunger crazed vamp and threaten him or her with being
turned over to Harmony as members of her new minion squad if they don't
behave.

As always the blood drive is being headed by the "Sunnydale Unwelcoming
Committee and Gardening Entourage" - good old S.U.C.A.G.E, who would
like to remind some of our newer residents in the gutter that membership
is always open to anyone handy with a spade and not afraid to use
shovels in the defense of the Chosen Two - or at the direction of a
possessive redhead who is very fond of naked Buffys and Faiths.

Also members of S.U.C.A.G.E should be commentated on the keep Sunnydale
beautiful - or in the very least poodle-boy free - campaign, as of this
date they have planted over 200 tons of Monk's Root, also known as
Wolfsbane, in and around the town. Good going guys!

If there are any questions about the blood drive or membership please
contact the office of List Gutter Safety and we will be happy to help.
Although I will answer ahead of time the question that plagued us last
year: "You only have to give blood once and no S.U.C.A.G.E. does not
have any Billy Idol impersonators as members."

That is all, we now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfic.

Shadow -
Dir. of Pub. Safety of the SECLGA and Chief Dungeon Keeper.
Vampire Teddy Bear and Flying Fox {Fruit Bat} of the Woods Outback.
The Big Bad and Little Comma.