Overheard in the South Gutter

[The Masked Road Runner <kacoe@xxxxxxx>]

Wolffalke: oh gods what did you do now??
KIMBERtVS: ::innocent look::
KIMBERtVS: oh nothing...that was my evil twin, the Lusty List Lobster
talking. . .or her twin, the Masked Road Runner . . .I can't seem to
keep them all straight these days. . .
KIMBERtVS: ::shrug::
Wolffalke: Kimber.......... that look doesn't work
KIMBERtVS: not buying it, huh?
KIMBERtVS: Damn
Wolffalke: nope luv
Wolffalke: you forget how much you and I tend to channel one another
Wolffalke: ::sticks out tongue::
KIMBERtVS: ROFL
Wolffalke: yup I see you are in rare form today luv
Wolffalke: and still blaming your madness on me I see
Wolffalke: You're just mad because vamp-Willow is my sire....
::sticks out tongue::
KIMBERtVS: oh yeah? And you're not mad that Tara and Willow want to
eat me?
KIMBERtVS: wait. . .
KIMBERtVS: ::ponders this::
KIMBERtVS : that came out wrong
KIMBERtVS: ::sticks out tongue::
Wolffalke: well we know you are still firmly in the gutter with the
rest of us luv
KIMBERtVS: yes...as always
KIMBERtVS: ::wink::
KIMBERtVS: as if there was ever any doubt.
Wolffalke: well you do get that glased over vacant "adult" look in
your eyes every now and then
Wolffalke: glazed even
KIMBERtVS: ::shudder::
KIMBERtVS: don't remind me. There has to be a shot for that or
something.
Wolffalke: hmm -- no, just lots and lots of time hanging out in the
south gutter and woods outback with the rest of the nuts
KIMBERtVS: Nuts? I thought we were nut free since Spike stuck
his------err, wait a minute. ::ponders this:: never mind. lol
KIMBERtVS: Right church, wrong pew.
KIMBERtVS: heh
Wolffalke: luv -- you've been looking at that riley/willow 4ever
website again haven't you?
KIMBERtVS: ::sigh:: yes, it's true. I'll admit it. . .I even tried
to get quin to look at it too but he was strong enough to resist
KIMBERtVS: I'm weak
KIMBERtVS: ::hangs head in shame::
Wolffalke: next thing you know you will be joining the buffy/spike
smut list
KIMBERtVS: ::gasp:: bit your tongue!
KIMBERtVS: or at least stick it out far enough so I can bite it
::evil grin::
Wolffalke: ooh -- now you're talking dirty...::toothy grin::
KIMBERtVS: say now...what do you think the lists would think of this
conversation?? ::snicker::
Wolffalke: lol
Wolffalke: Lisa would probably want to kill me
Wolffalke: and Rod
Wolffalke: well who the hell knows what he would do
KIMBERtVS: yes...on the rare occasions I'm not talking it. . .I'm
most certainly thinking it, but I still can't figure out how the pink
boa feathers got on the ceiling.
Wolffalke: his mind is so far gone -- all that time with ms edith and
harmony has eaten his brain cells
Wolffalke: somethings are best not known
KIMBERtVS: Hmm...more mentioning of eating. ::looks around:: now
where did that redhead and blonde go......
KIMBERtVS: ::toothy grin::
Wolffalke: I did see our resident were-badger leaving the area right
before the boa was discovered
Wolffalke: tara is not blonde any more
KIMBERtVS: I knew it!! Trust Alex to find the most interesting
positions with a certain former may queen. he amazes me sometimes. . .



--
~~Kimber

"Lisa's Personal-Pit Pet" *eg*
The Masked Road Runner
a.k.a. The Light Lobster
Tourist number 2
List Gutter Lust Goddess (yeah, I've finally given into my fate)
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