Ramblings and Adventures in chatrooms

["Quindo Ma" <quindo.ma@xxxxxxxxx>]

Here a complete selection of happenings in chat tonight:

You have just entered room "Wolffalke Chat54."
Quindo Ma: whee!
Quindo Ma: that was slow
Wolffalke: okay -- now that I got you all here.... why WAS buffy, willow, and cordelia running naked
throught the big mansion in the south gutter lastnight??
Shadowmage Sam: so where all in one place...scary isn't it
Quindo Ma: next time, remind me to kick AIM before joining
Slayer296: hehe
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)
Quindo Ma: because I told them they'd get a free ride to Disney World, and a week free of slaying if
they would do so
honouredfool: that's my story and i'm sticking to it
Shadowmage Sam: the mansion...I was drinking jungle juice, so I really don't know
Wolffalke: ah huh....... you guys are sweating awefully hard over there
Shadowmage Sam: O:-)
Quindo Ma: what?
Slayer296: yes you sam!
Quindo Ma: I liked the view
Slayer296: and you to quin!
Slayer296: lying to those poor humans
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)I plead the fifth
Quindo Ma: and besides, I'm sure they're enjoying their week in Disney World
Wolffalke: Sam I keep telling you that look only works on little matt and heathers little one
Shadowmage Sam: Heh, I gots to try don't I
Shadowmage Sam: mabey a dirversionary tatic
Shadowmage Sam: <Sammy begins comtiplating>...this could take awhile
Wolffalke: riiiggghhtt............
Quindo Ma: don't tell me you have seen those three since this morning
Quindo Ma: I'm not gonna buy that
honouredfool: alright sam, here's the plan...i'll toss the open crate of PET-Rs in to the room and
we run before they can interrogate us anymore
Quindo Ma: I gave them the tickets to DW
Quindo Ma: they should be there already
Shadowmage Sam: OK HF lets do it
Wolffalke: no no -- gus is still in the area
Wolffalke: blood and guts in the chat room is NOT a good thing
honouredfool: or i could just sit here and keep watching breakfast club
Quindo Ma: and besides, what should I have done after getting that message about the PETRs?
Quindo Ma: to be honest, I would have sent them away anyway
Quindo Ma: but why not benefit a little from it, huh? ;-)
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)Sammy pops on his shades and takes a seat, there will be no escape today
honouredfool: sorry about the wet-noodle guns Quin, it was an emergency
Quindo Ma: they worked?!
Quindo Ma: damnit!
Quindo Ma: I have to ask for my money
Quindo Ma: that security system of the guns is worthless
honouredfool: god i love this movie
Wolffalke: Bill are you off silly stringing the water cooler and any passing employees again??
Shadowmage Sam: Lowenbrua break
Wolffalke: quin -- he sort of got the security code for the guns from that little redhead hacker
before they went pet-r demon hunting
Quindo Ma: remind me next time not to take the cheapest offer, but that with the best system
Quindo Ma: Shad, I told you, they have a built in DNA scanner
Wolffalke: willow is one sneaky evil master mind -- really she is
Quindo Ma: I'm the only one who can change that code to other ppl
honouredfool: i am skilled in the arts of stealing wet-noodle guns
Quindo Ma: because it requires my personal DNA to activate them
honouredfool: and tricking redheads
Wolffalke: quin -- she used that siren spell of hers on you
Quindo Ma: nothing against the stealing, but the security system is crap
Quindo Ma: how?
Quindo Ma: I wasn't even here
Wolffalke: really she did..... how the hell do you think she got your trademark t-shirt from you in
the first place??
Quindo Ma: that's going to stay a secret between me and her ;-)O:-)
Quindo Ma: and don't think you can get any security cam tapes
honouredfool: is it wrong that the only thing i have in my fridge to drink is beer?
Wolffalke: insane -- highly protective and jealous slayers -- thank about it quin
Wolffalke: you joining the vienna boys choir -- forever
Shadowmage Sam: Its a good thing, beer should make up at least 50% of a well stocked fridge
honouredfool: thanks sam
Quindo Ma: I turned off the security cams before anything, well, incrimitating stuff happened :-P
Wolffalke: yeah -- keep telling yourself that one quin
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)cool
Quindo Ma: lol
Quindo Ma: Shad, I installed this system
Quindo Ma: I know more about it than anyone else
Wolffalke: yeah -- the security system -- not the other one
Quindo Ma: so don't think you can blackmail me with anything you say you got from it
Quindo Ma: Shad, you forget one small fact
Wolffalke: I'm not going to blackmail you
Quindo Ma: to install the new system, we had to take out the other one :-P
honouredfool: we can fake it though...you know, just add you with CG
Quindo Ma: lol
Quindo Ma: and you think that will work??
Shadowmage Sam: Hehe
Wolffalke: if I was going to do that I would just mention that I know all about that lost weekend
with Xander and the circus clown incident
honouredfool: Bill, it was your birthday?
Quindo Ma: yeah, it was pretty bad
Slayer296: yes it was
Slayer296: :-P
Quindo Ma: you should have seen Xander with that clown
Wolffalke: but I won't do that
honouredfool: happy belated birthday
Slayer296: thanks
Wolffalke: Bill -- back from silly stringing the water cooler?
Slayer296: :-)
Shadowmage Sam: Bill, happy B-day then, hope ya had fun
Slayer296: yep
Quindo Ma: whatever they were doing, it wasn't, well, whatever it was, it wasn't anything you should
mention
Slayer296: actually i did
Slayer296: hehe
Shadowmage Sam: cool
Wolffalke: and did they make you take down the silly string cannon again?
Slayer296: nope, not yet
honouredfool: no you know who sucks?
honouredfool: Romulans
Slayer296: why?
Slayer296: they're cool!
Wolffalke: how did this conversation get started??
Slayer296: ggot me
Shadowmage Sam: not sure...Romulans cool, guess guess so in a sneaky twisted sorta way
Quindo Ma: shadow
Quindo Ma: tsk tsk
Quindo Ma: you should really train your short term memory
Wolffalke: yes? what am I being blamed for now?
Quindo Ma: you started it
Wolffalke: not the romulan thing
Quindo Ma: oh that
Quindo Ma: I think Brian is a little out of loop
honouredfool: that was me...sorry, i'm watching voyager...
Quindo Ma: lol
Quindo Ma: I hate you
Wolffalke: and quin, HF, bill and sam -- whenever the security monitors are turned off or bypassed -
the back up system goes on line and gets it anyway..... how do you think I know just want sick,
twisted, and down right insane vamp turned Rod???
Quindo Ma: :-P:-P:-P:-P
Shadowmage Sam: so vamp-willow goes to her pet slayers.......
Quindo Ma: shad, you can't fool me
Wolffalke: buffy and faith -- naked
Shadowmage Sam: a must
Wolffalke: what? harmony turned rod ---
Wolffalke: you didn't know?
Shadowmage Sam: thats the rumore happened right around the last block party I think
Wolffalke: dru is not that insane and darla was still shaking in the back of that big crate in LA
Wolffalke: will and her slayers............
Shadowmage Sam: So she leads her slayer into the playroom.....
Shadowmage Sam: I mean slayers
Slayer296: of course
Wolffalke: well yeah -- and is anya and tara in there too?
Shadowmage Sam: already in there waiting for vamp-willow to bring the slayers in
Slayer296: heh
Quindo Ma: Shad I know exactly what to do to turn off certain parts of the security system, and
nothing can turn it back on without me being notified or without me noticing it
Shadowmage Sam: of course will turned the camcorder on before hand
Wolffalke: quin -- you can't do that
Quindo Ma: lol
Wolffalke: we had to replace that system -- rod was misusing it -- remember??
Quindo Ma: whatever
Shadowmage Sam: so after properly securing the slayers vampwillow ponders the quesrtion, who's first
Wolffalke: by flipping a coin?
Quindo Ma: believe what you want, but I know, that you don't have anything that could, well, hinder
my later career for president :-P
Shadowmage Sam: heads its Buffy, Tails Faith
Shadowmage Sam: the coin is tossed.........
Wolffalke: we do not blackmail other directers on the committee -- we only blackmail rod
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)thats a good rule
Wolffalke: and strangely it lands on its edge
Quindo Ma: you're saying that now, but I have to ensure that even later you won't be able to do
anything alike
Wolffalke: so it's both slayers at once!!!!!!
Shadowmage Sam: So vamp Willow thinks what the heck....
honouredfool: woo hoo #X
honouredfool: 3X rather
Shadowmage Sam: Hehe
Wolffalke: quin --- we only torment rod -- its in the bylaws and we swore in blood
Quindo Ma: whatever
Wolffalke: feeling paranoid today aren't we??
Quindo Ma: but you can't hinder me of shutting down the security cams to prevent you from filming
anything that might be inappropriate later on
Shadowmage Sam: Vamp-willow picks up a feather and with a wicked smile.......
Quindo Ma: at least, inappropriate for me
Wolffalke: yes I can -- just ask sam about the vader incident
Slayer296: okay sam, what is the vader incident?
Shadowmage Sam: No comment;-)
Wolffalke: if you ask nicely I will give you the damn tape -- just let me makesure nothing important
is now it
honouredfool: there was a vader incident?
Slayer296: i don't give me that innocent koala face! <G>
Quindo Ma: okie, well, it's only good for me if you think you have everything under control ;-)
Shadowmage Sam: hehe, it's copmplicated, and parts of it are fuzzy
Slayer296: not the important parts
Quindo Ma: I know better
Quindo Ma: :-P
Wolffalke: I've seen most of the tape -- in was "interesting"
Slayer296: that's because of the feathes and felt lined hand cuffs
Shadowmage Sam: Come on due I look like the type of Kola who would do something inapproperateO:-)
Wolffalke: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
honouredfool: with the darkside?
Quindo Ma: is that question serious sam?
honouredfool: dangerous he is he
Slayer296: as often as possilbe with you sam
Shadowmage Sam: :-D
honouredfool: strong in the force
Wolffalke: yoda is back
Slayer296: oh no!! it's Yoda! he's back!
honouredfool: uh-oh.
Shadowmage Sam: <Sammy leans back and takes a drink of Jungle Juice>
Wolffalke: he's drinking again
Shadowmage Sam: He then breaks out several other bottles and passes them around
Slayer296: sammy is always drinking! :-)
Quindo Ma: /me goes off to train his psyche in adcanced telekinesis
honouredfool: early it is for alcohol
Wolffalke: well since I did promise not to tell about two of our wild koala's exploits I can't tell
Shadowmage Sam: :-\
Shadowmage Sam: early it's 1930
Wolffalke: now he's pouting
Slayer296: heh
honouredfool: 1330 it is in my mudhole
Wolffalke: pouting koala's are plotting koalas.... really they are
Shadowmage Sam: Me plot.....forget I said that
honouredfool: strong in the force he is. defeat the emperor he could
Wolffalke: yeah -- that is like me thinking of really inocent things to do to willow
Wolffalke: is rod teh emperor now?
Quindo Ma: /me returns from training, and lifts the jungle juice box and lets it float from Sammy
over to himself to demonstrate his powers
Shadowmage Sam: Vamp-Buffy turns towards Vamp Willow and smiles, pointing towards the wall where
Riley is chained she speaks, "We could always give him to Spike."
Wolffalke: now quin is using the force?
Quindo Ma: no
Quindo Ma: just telekinesis
Quindo Ma: :-P
Shadowmage Sam: Coolness
honouredfool: wicked
Wolffalke: now why would you do a mean thing like that to Spike??
Shadowmage Sam: You know he just got his chip out, and needs a full meal
Wolffalke: riley would make him sick
Shadowmage Sam: hope Riley doesn't give him a belly ache
Wolffalke: look what draining foreplay did to vamp-willow
Quindo Ma: mind control 101 is my next course
Shadowmage Sam: I couldn't do that to spike
Quindo Ma: but that's in two weeks
Shadowmage Sam: Let's see, what if Vamp-Buffy just beats him to a pulp
Quindo Ma: we could give him to harmony
Quindo Ma: I'm sure Spike wouldn't mind seeing her having a belly ache ;-)
Wolffalke: try to get into wallet lifting --- rod looks like his has a lot of money in his and we
have to pay for hte repairs to our vamp-dad memorial somehow
Quindo Ma: ooo
Quindo Ma: <== food :-D
Shadowmage Sam: That will work, she's insane enough to take the bite
Wolffalke: vamp-buffy beating him to a pulp is good too
Wolffalke: or willow with a shovel
Shadowmage Sam has left the room.
Shadowmage Sam has entered the room.
Wolffalke: musical log-ons sam?
Shadowmage Sam: Ok that was fun, damn telecom
Shadowmage Sam: test
Shadowmage Sam has left the room.
honouredfool: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Shadowmage Sam has entered the room.
Wolffalke: he's returned to us
Shadowmage Sam: Damn telecom
honouredfool: damned Shyfox
honouredfool: SHE is the Emperoro
Shadowmage Sam: so where where we before I was so rudly intrupted
Wolffalke: why are we damning shy now?
Shadowmage Sam: why
honouredfool: its the only possible explanation
Wolffalke: will + shovel + riley stain
Quindo Ma: just know
Shadowmage Sam: riley stans are good
Quindo Ma: I'm standing ready to take care of any lynch mob that wants to go against Shy
Shadowmage Sam: So vamp-Buffy looks at vamp-will, "lets give him to Harmaony she'll try anything."
Wolffalke: quin is under her control
honouredfool: i'm no mob i'm a jedi master
Shadowmage Sam: oh no, quick call the deprograms
honouredfool: brb
honouredfool has left the room.
Wolffalke: now hf is playing games
Shadowmage Sam: looks like everyones having fun
Shadowmage Sam: its the try and stay connected game
Wolffalke: willow mistress of pain
Quindo Ma: no, I'm not under her control
Slayer296: you could fool us
Quindo Ma: I'm just her partner in crime :-P
Wolffalke: right
Slayer296: rigggghhhht! ;-)
Wolffalke: he's one of them now
Quindo Ma: awwww
Slayer296: quick get the shovel!
Quindo Ma: Shadow is jealous because I'm helping Shy now, instead of her
Quindo Ma: isn't that cute?
Quindo Ma: ;-);-);-)
Quindo Ma: :-D:-D:-D
Shadowmage Sam: heh
Slayer296: strange you are
Shadowmage Sam: it's the darkside of the force it's taking him over
Wolffalke: yup -- I see that death maul mask of his
Slayer296: muddy? festering? this home mine is
Wolffalke: now bill is channeling yoda
Shadowmage Sam: first quin goes to the darkside now this
Slayer296: yoda i am not. bill i am
Wolffalke: right
Slayer296: LOL!
Shadowmage Sam: Bill Jedi master....
Wolffalke: now he's having an identity crisis on us
Slayer296: crisis i no have. know who am i.
Shadowmage Sam: And Sam I Am
Shadowmage Sam: and no I don't like green eggs and ham
Wolffalke: well I'm still shadow
Slayer296: good that is. shadow must be shadow
Shadowmage Sam: for such is the nature of the universe
Shadowmage Sam: all sides must work to achive the balance or the foce becomes corrupted
Shadowmage Sam: I mean force, really not sure what a foce is
honouredfool has entered the room.
Wolffalke: hf returns
Shadowmage Sam: So is there any merrit to the rumore that a certain fruit bat has been turned and
made a pet of vamp-willow and vamp-buffy
Slayer296: the force is what binds us, life makes it grow! Not this crude matter!
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)just wandering
Slayer296: hehe
Wolffalke: no those are very true
Shadowmage Sam: heh
Slayer296: returned hf he has
Quindo Ma: don't pay too much attention to that brian
Quindo Ma: Bill's having an identity crisis
Quindo Ma: he's channeling yoda
Quindo Ma: yeah yeah
Quindo Ma: just go ahead and ignore me
Slayer296: yoda i am not. Bill am I. Not Yoda.
Quindo Ma: I didn't say you were yoda
Shadowmage Sam: So vamp-buffy looks over at the fruit bat turned vampire bat then turns to willow,
"would you mind telling me how a bat can work a camcorder, for the life of me I can't figure it
out."
Quindo Ma: just that you're channeling him
Slayer296: ahh, see now i can.
Quindo Ma: lol
Quindo Ma: neat sammy
Wolffalke: its a gift
Wolffalke: evil grin
Shadowmage Sam: :-D
Slayer296: fruit bat make dessert good!
honouredfool: Ready are you? What know you of ready?
Slayer296: LOL!
Quindo Ma: oh god
Quindo Ma: it's a virus
Quindo Ma: now he's infected too
Wolffalke: now their are both doing it
Slayer296: for 500 hundred years have trained Jedi
Quindo Ma: waaahhhh!!!!
Shadowmage Sam: =-Oit's spreading
Quindo Ma: /me runs away in terror
Quindo Ma: /me fetches the wet noodle tranquilizers
honouredfool: My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained!
Slayer296: for once youstart down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Quindo Ma: /me returns and shoots Bill and Brian
Slayer296: consume you it will like Obi-wan's .... ::fallls down asleep::
Quindo Ma: yay!
Quindo Ma: :-D
Wolffalke: got one but what about the other?
honouredfool: apprentice!
Slayer296: ahh, strong am i with the force! awake am i now
honouredfool: HAHA defeeat me you can't
Quindo Ma: lol
Quindo Ma: no!
honouredfool: strong am I in the force
Shadowmage Sam: The two jedi master slowly walked into the cave, they could feel a dark present but
where unable to locate it.
Quindo Ma: /me leaves this place of terror
Slayer296: know not why you feel terror.
Shadowmage Sam: in the heart of the cave vamp-willow turned to her lover, "Buffy we have company."
Slayer296: but fear leads to the darkside
Slayer296: i sense much fear in you
honouredfool: abitrarily promoting myslef to list jedi master now
Slayer296: uh oh
honouredfool: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the darkside
Shadowmage Sam: "Good, it's been a while sinse we had some fun," replied the blonde master vampire
as she picked up a whip
Wolffalke: yes whips are good
honouredfool: as do whips
Slayer296: no, no! fear leads to anger, anger leads hate, hate leads to suffering!
honouredfool: lead to the darkside that is
Slayer296: yes it does
honouredfool: oh sorry, i've only seen ep one like 10 times, not my standard 30
Shadowmage Sam: The two jedi's froze in their tracks when the vampires seemly appeared out of
nowhere. "Going our way boys," replied the blonde as she cracked her whip
Wolffalke: oh gods ---- no no you can't mix jedis with vampires
Wolffalke: that is just sick
Wolffalke: willow and buffy will take over
Shadowmage Sam: :-D
Slayer296: strong they are with the darkside
Shadowmage Sam: the jedies don't stand a chance, sunnydale will be ruined
Slayer296: retreat we must
Wolffalke: a couple of vampires with lightsabres not a good thing
honouredfool: bu t not that strong
Quindo Ma: you two do know that not all jedis talk like that, only joda does
Quindo Ma: and besides
Slayer296: joda, no talk like this
Quindo Ma: you're repeating yourselves
Slayer296: repeating ourselves we are not.
Shadowmage Sam: Seveeral hours later the two vampires awoke in agonizing pain to find that they
where chained to a wall inside the cave. "I see our new servants have awaken," replied the blonde
vamp as she gently caressed her companion.
Shadowmage Sam: I mean to jedis awoke in pain, my bad
Wolffalke: oh gods --
Slayer296: ahhh
Quindo Ma: lol
Slayer296: started this did you
Slayer296: finish this we will, destroy you in the end
Quindo Ma: sammy
Wolffalke: destroy who and can I get it on tape?
Quindo Ma: you d/ling anything else right now?
Shadowmage Sam: Vamp-Willow walked over towards the bound jedi's, "foolish humans, your powers mean
nothing to us."
Shadowmage Sam: no just doing this chat
Quindo Ma: grrr
Quindo Ma: stupid connection
Slayer296: let us go you will, ::using jedi mind trick::
Shadowmage Sam: not sure whats up the lines really screwy today
Wolffalke: yeah like that is going to work on the vamps
Shadowmage Sam: "Let you go,"snarrled the blonde vamp as she slapped the jedi, "I'll show let you
go.
Wolffalke: oh gods she going to molest the jedi
Shadowmage Sam: Vanp-Buffy walked over to a table and produced two rather large whips....
Quindo Ma: when did you last reboot sammy=
Quindo Ma: ?
Slayer296: uh oh
Wolffalke: hmm and I got lots and lots of tapes too
Shadowmage Sam: around noon today
Quindo Ma: oh well
Quindo Ma: maybe there are just a lot of ppl online down here
Quindo Ma: stupid chello
Quindo Ma: sends all the data through the same lines
Quindo Ma: if no one else is online, you're pretty good
Quindo Ma: but as soon as more ppl come
Shadowmage Sam: Several hours later the blonde vampire walked over to the jedi, "Are you ever going
to try that again.
Quindo Ma: you're transfer rate goes down
Shadowmage Sam: "No mistress," replied the jedi in unision
Slayer296: try it we will not
Quindo Ma: the jedi replied, sammy
Quindo Ma: not replied the jedi
Slayer296: mistress mine she is not
Quindo Ma: that's grammatically wrong
Slayer296: wrong it is, yes
Quindo Ma: and I've seen it too many times to just look away here :-P
Shadowmage Sam: Vamp-willow walked over towards the jedi with a wicked grin on her face, "I see this
one needs a little more training."
Wolffalke: ohh training........................
Shadowmage Sam: :-D
Shadowmage Sam: hehehehehehe
Slayer296: training good!
Slayer296: much train i, am jedi know you
honouredfool: rescue you i will bill. strong am I in the force.
honouredfool: stronger than willow
Slayer296: faith have in you hf
Quindo Ma: lol
Slayer296: fear not will I
Shadowmage Sam: Buffy walked over next ot her compainion, "So does this one."
honouredfool: Sith I have defeated, vampires...no problem. the future I have seen, Fix them we can.
honouredfool: Concentrate we must
Slayer296: ::closing eyes to concentrate::
Shadowmage Sam: "you know what the probelm is, they still have their souls," replied Willow as she
ran her finger across one of the Jedi's neck.
Slayer296: a jedi's strength flows from the force
Quindo Ma: the shackles open as do their eyes. But then, another enteres the room, stares at the
shackles for a second, and they close again
Shadowmage Sam: >>isn't that the living force, not sure if it applies if your undead
Quindo Ma: "Would you just turn them already? This is getting boring" he says
honouredfool: You will know... when you are calm, at peace, passive. A Jedi
uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
Wolffalke: right -- the jedi's are just sqruiming now
honouredfool: squirm we do not.
honouredfool: jedi's we are
Slayer296: jedi we are
Wolffalke: draining them and get back to torturing riley already!!!!
Shadowmage Sam: The next evening the two jedi awoke, thet found them selves thirsting for the sweet
nector know as blood
Wolffalke: heh
Wolffalke: and wearing matching dog collars
Quindo Ma: hehe
Slayer296: tricked you we have. vampires we are not!
honouredfool: wear dog collar i do not
Slayer296: we are jedi masters!
Shadowmage Sam: Their new masters walked into the chamber, "I see you have awaken."
Wolffalke: rytheming jedi vamps, who would have thunk it?
honouredfool: chop off their heads we will if let us go they do not
Quindo Ma: "they're hallucinating. Let's give them blood", Bufy said
Shadowmage Sam: With that Willow snaps her fingers and Spike drags in a badly beaten riley
Quindo Ma: "but no LSD this time Willow. You know how Spike reacted to it"
honouredfool: Leaving I am. Control me they do not
Quindo Ma: "You are going no where", the man said.
Quindo Ma: A strong force kept them in place
Quindo Ma: you're logging this all Shad, right?
Quindo Ma: :-P
Wolffalke: you know? I'm half tempted to dare you guys to post this to the list.....
honouredfool: Telekinesis?
Shadowmage Sam: Hehe
honouredfool: we are you.
Slayer296: ::focusing my mind:: Bill starts to float up
Slayer296: err Jedi Bill rather
Quindo Ma: and floats back down as the man stares at him
Slayer296: hf, time has come. leave we will this place.
Quindo Ma: "Just give it up already. You're not getting out of here"
Shadowmage Sam: Then the jedi vampires began to realize who there masters truely where, moment later
both of them where at rileys neck
Quindo Ma: were, not where :-P
Wolffalke: not unless youy are good like childer and play nice with the mistress
honouredfool: :::ilghtsaber comes hurtling across the room:: Free am I! ::throws:: boulder at Quin
with force:: Away I will get.
honouredfool: more powerful am I
honouredfool: chocolate i have eaten
Slayer296: :: another lightsaber flashes to life::
Shadowmage Sam: "than what,"screams the enrasged mistress as she flings one of the jedi accross the
cave
honouredfool: tricked you we did!
Quindo Ma: the man stops the boulder in mid air, places it back down onto the floor, and pinnes the
vampire jedi to the wall
Wolffalke: and they both promtly run into a brick wall
Shadowmage Sam: Hehe
Slayer296: time for this foolishness is over. marshmellow have i eaten. stronger we are
Quindo Ma: "see, they're struggling
Quindo Ma: "
honouredfool: Bill, away we must get. Being ganged up on we are
honouredfool: Shyfox we need
Quindo Ma: "and I'm getting bored of it"
Slayer296: flee we must.
honouredfool: Saves us we will
Slayer296: shy and dark lobster will help
Slayer296: hey it was fun
Quindo Ma: You have no idea ::maniacal laughter fills the room::
Shadowmage Sam: The mistress grabs the other jedi by the collor and throws him into a cage
Wolffalke: getting bored vamp-buffy just stakes them and steals their lightsabres...... there is a
bank she wants to visit
Slayer296: LOL
Shadowmage Sam: :-D so ends the tale of the jedi
Slayer296: ah well, it was fun while it lasted
Shadowmage Sam: true very true
honouredfool: We will return
Shadowmage Sam: heh
Wolffalke: in the adventures of the jedi ash piles
Quindo Ma: lol
Shadowmage Sam: lol
Quindo Ma: dracula like, eh?
Slayer296: lol
Slayer296: yep
honouredfool: There is another
Shadowmage Sam: what ash pile
honouredfool: no Jedi
Shadowmage Sam: 8-)Sammy opens another bottle of Jungle Juice
Shadowmage Sam: I see
Wolffalke: buffy just staked them and stole their lightsabres to rob banks with
Shadowmage Sam: so who's gonna cut and paste this so we can drive oure vamplistdad insane
honouredfool: Master Yoda says i should be mindful of the present
honouredfool: post it to the list?