Re: Re: Intro of a lurker (gutter memo)

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: The Masked Road Runner, any other concerned party (and why weren't we
invited to the party?)
FROM: Head of the UVE
RE: New Gutter Troll

So, if we happen to find a few members of the Bring Captain Cardboard Back
Society wandering around say, near the Vampire Tomato Patch, would it be
acceptable to suggest that they check out the view from the Troll Bridge?
'Cause, well, the Vampire Tomatoes have found themselves a new spectator
sport. They won't eat the Society members themselves, something about
cardboard giving them indigestion. Should I chastize the tomatoes, or let
them have their fun?

I'm not sure what the Demonic Cabbages are doing with the Bring Captain
Cardboard Back Society members they find. I don't really want to know.
Especially after they ordered all the tools.


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)




At 11:24 PM 12/26/00 -0500, you wrote:
> TO: All heads of the departments of the woods outback, the Mad Poet
> Society, Head of the UVE, Chief Security Officer, Manager of Lawyerial
> Affairs, The Head of the Gutter Safety Committee and all interested and
> disinterested parties.
> RE: New Gutter Member
> FROM: The Masked Road Runner (meep!meep!) aka Listmum
>
>
> Please be aware of our newest Gutter member, The Troll Under The Bridge
> in The Woods Outback and Gutter Proper. This is basically a friendly
> Troll and will not bite or harm you unless provoked. The only things
> known to provoke said Troll are, "I LOVE RILEY FINN" button wearers,
> sign carriers and t-shirt wearers - The members of the Bring Captain
> Cardboard Back Society and ::shudder:: Riley Finn himself. Do not be
> alarmed. Rather, please help me in welcoming this fine addition to the
> Woods Outback and Gutter Proper. I'm sure he will fit right in.
>
> PS.
> If anyone comes across a drooling, dimented vampire fruit bat in their
> travels, please give her Playstation a message for me: <Insert
> menacing, evil, gutteral growl here>
>
> That is all. I now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfic.1
>
> Douglas DeGidio wrote:
>
> > I lurk!
> >
> > It is cold and dark and wet and I lurk!
> >
> > I hear footsteps coming near the bridge and I sneak a
> > look. Children, I don't feed on children so I let them
> > cross unaware of my presence.
> >
> > I still lurk in the dark under the bridge!
> >
> > I hear footsteps again. Again I sneak a look. Young
> > lovers. Still not to my taste, I only feed on the evil
> > that needs to be removed from the world.
> >
> > I still lurk in the dark, but I am not really hungry
> > because feeding has been good lately. Way too good!
> > There is a lot of evil in the world.
> >
> > I hear footsteps again. Again I sneak a look. Again
> > the evil approaches my bridge. Two coeds wearing "I
> > LOVE RILEY FINN" buttons. I will feed again tonight!
> >
> > Maybe someday Riley Finn will try to cross.
> >
> > The Troll
> >
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