Missing Vampire Fruit Bat, Part 2

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To: Tater, Dark Jedi Master Sammy, Alex the Badger, CoS Quin and other
residents of the Sunnydale Forest Outback.

Subject: Missing Vampire Fruit Bat, part 2

It appears that Shadow 'escaped' the evil clutches of the evil
B&RFS or Barfs. Heheheheh. However, we must be careful that this is
really our Shadow and not an evil clone, robot or lookalike! All List
Denizens are asked to report any odd (beyond the normal for her!) to
our Chief of Security Quin or Dark Jedi Master Sammy. In the meantime
I'll be handling Shadow's day to day affairs in running SECoLGA until
we can be sure that it's really her. As soon as I'm sure our Shadow
has returned I'll turn the reigns of power back to her. But that may
be sometime.
Accordingly, as my first act as acting head of SECoLGA I am
having our resident Dark Jedi Master Sammy in charge of a Shadow
Morality Board. His job will be to make sure through any means
necessary, including forcing her to watch Barney, Teletubbies and
listen to hours of Joxer singing to wring the truth from her.
Muahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can ignore that last laughter, I was just having Matthew
tickle my ankle. Hehehe, HEHEHEHEHE,
MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill L. aka Spike Jr.
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs
Backup (or is it Safety?) Bartender to Sam I Am the Koala
Resident Gopher of the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback
Proud Card-Carrying Member of the Kill Captain Cardboard Club and
GWBNS (Get Willow and Buffy Naked Society). Hey, it's a Way of Life!
Proud Papa Gopher of Matthew Timothy Gopher