List silence & possible Gutter invasion

["BillGopher" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

     Hey, is everyone okay down in the Gutter?? I've had 'bout 12 emails in the last 3 days from BLW and BWW lists.

       I've now decided that the B/R & O/W 'shippers have invaded and kidnapped most of the Gutter Dwellers. If I don't hear back that all is well, I'm letting the Top-Secret, Never To Be Released Unless It A Really Bad Emergency, Killer, Hunting, Litigating Crazy, Kill Captain Cardboard Lawyers loose on the Gutter to hunt down and litigate the evil B/R and W/O 'shippers to death.

      We had the evil Finn Serpents do this before and only due to Carol, our Warrior Mongoose were weable to have them driven away.

     Such an invasion and kidnapping of our peaceful and pure (hehehehe, yeah right!) residents in the Woods Outback cannot be tolerated.

     Since Sam and Shadow are so quiet we can only hope that they are either working off the effects of a spiked JJ binge or having been kidnapped, the kidnappers don't know what trouble they are in. Hehehe.

    All list Gutter Lurkers, please make your way to the Armoury so you can recieve your Nuclear Wet Noodle Launchers to destroy the evil B/R & O/W 'shippers hideouts. I'll be riding the Tank that Sammy borrowed through the Gutter hunting those evil 'shippers down. That and setting up a JJ Still inside as well. heheheeheh.

 

   TAALLLLYYYY HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Bill akaSpike Jr.

Temporary Director of Public Safety

Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs to the Senior Executive Committe of List Gutter Affairs.

Backup (or is that Safety?) Bartender to Sam I Am the Koala

Card-Carrying Member of the Captain Cardboard Must Die and GBWNS (Get Buffy and Willow Naked Society) GWBNS - Hey, It's a Way of Life.

Resident Gopher in the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback

Proud Gopher Papa to Matthew Timothy Gopher

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