Re: Fanfic Challenge; S * C * O * O * B * S

[garrek42@xxxxxxxxx]

Kir, could you send me a pound of whatever you've been smoking cause
this is te strangest challenge in a while. I mean who watches
Friends? *G* Seriously whomever takes this, I await it, cause It'll
be funny as heck.
Steven
PS. I do not endorse or support the usage of any substance illegal
wherever you're reading this.

--- In buffyloveswillow@y..., Jim_D_Means@p... wrote:
> It's Fanfic Challenge time!
>
> Given that the show is now in hyper-intense mode, and liable to
remain so for the rest of the season, it falls on the fanfic writers
to handle the lighter stuff. With that in mind, I propose the
following challenge!
> S * C * O * O * B * S
> The One Where Buffy Finds Out
>
> The set-up; Recast the principle characters of Buffy The Vampire
Slayer as the Friends. Buffy and Willow, naturally, are Ross and
Rachel(you sort out which), Xander is Chandler, Anya is Monica, Spike
is Joey and Tara is Phoebe(sorry, Tara, but she was the only one
left). Put them in the same apartment complex, with the same
interpersonal relationships.
> Specifically, Buffy and Willow are constantly missing their chance
to connect, while the rest of the Friends know that they belong
together. The story must end with Buffy and Willow, despite their
best efforts, finally realizing that they belong together.
> The story must have at least three of the following;
> 1) Tara referring to Buffy and Willow as each others' 'Lobsters'
> 2) Jokes regarding how fat Anya used to be(similar to the Monica
fat jokes)
> 3) Spike getting a job in the VH1 biopic on the life of Billy Idol
> 4) Oz or Riley showing up briefly as Willow or Buffy's hapless
latest date
> 5) Reference to Xander stealing Willow's Barbie doll when she was
five
> 6) The gang gathering together at the Espresso Pump
> 7) The story MUST end with Buffy and Willow in their own bedroom,
and one of them MUST be wearing the gold bikini Princess Leia wore as
Jabba's slave in 'Return Of The Jedi'
> Could this get any more fun?
>
> Kirayoshi
>
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