Re: ::BuffyWantsWillow:: End of the Month Gutter Report for May 2001

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To: The Director of Public Safety and All Other Interested Parties
(party who said party, I'm up for a party I think a party's a great
idea, Come on Sammy Shadow's having a party...oops sorry I got side
tracked)
From; The Undercover Gutter Dwelling Scooter Tramp and Part Time Trouble
Making Were-Badger
Subject: An Answer to the Bias and Unfair Gutter Report for May 2001

My Dear Shadow,
While I'm sure you didn't mean to be so judgmental in your latest report
I feel I must rebut (and an incredibly nice butt it is) your somewhat
stilted perception of certain events that occurred this last month.

Item1: Since you have seen fit to deny your fellow gutter dwellers to
privilege of having their fair share of the abundance of Lime Green
Jello it seems that those of us less privileged will have to stick with
our standard Red Cherry and White Grape varieties of the wonderfully
quivering treat and of course our own Whip Cream (Whips oh boy is the
warrior mongoose coming?) for our private uses although you have forced
me personally to disappoint a certain peacock who cried all night on the
dark bunny and my shoulders because she was so hurt by your decision and
also by the comments in Item 3 which I will address later.

I suppose this means that we will have to stick to mashed potatoes for
our monument to the revered Goddess Missy Good the patron Goddess of all
things Fic. ah well dull but effective.

Item2: Despite the Hover Tanks were not taken for "joyrides" but to be
put to there proper use in our annual Muttboy and Riley the beefstickboy
shippers hunt down and roadkill bake off without the hover tanks to
shape the critters it is hard to get them to stay on the cookie sheets
while they bake!

Besides we put them back sort of and a few empty Jungle Juice bottles
rolling around never hurt anyone...much.

Another thing while it is easy to fit three very friendly critters on
the bike I need something to carry the bags home every time that peacock
goes to the damn mall!

Item3: Sorry about the camcorder it was the dark bunny's idea the last
time we all three used the hot tub. We got a little carried away and
forgot to take it with us when we left. Sorry about that so if you could
just return it with the tape that was in it, I'm sure none of you are
interested in that tape strictly family portraits<g>

Thank you for your time and consideration, I now return you to your
irregularly unscheduled fics.

Later
Alex
(Unofficial Village Idiot,
undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash,
part time trouble making were-badger,
Semi-retired Scooter Tramp,
holy spook,
The Middle Finger of The Hand of Chaos,
and the Yin to Shadow's Yang.)
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