RE: All Points Bullitin

["BillGopher" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

       Sam,

              I've got the HT juiced up and ready to go, (good thing i made a spare set of keys just in case <G>). And I'm heading to pick Carol Mongoose up, we'll be heading for the a R/O shippers hideout in the East Woods to check up on some rumours about Listmum being seen in that area. BTW - I've sent the keys to the Wet Noodle Launchers to Tater so he can arm his fellow UVE members in case they run into any of the evil shippers or adults who may be holding Shy.

 

Bill L aka Spike Jr.

Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs to the Senior Executive Committe of List Gutter Affairs.

Backup (or is that Safety?) Bartender to Sam I Am the Koala

Card-Carrying Member of the Captain Cardboard Must Die and GBWNS (Get Willow and Buffy Naked Society) GWBNS - Hey, It's a Way of Life.

Resident Gopher in the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback

Proud Gopher Papa to Matthew Timothy Gopher

Member #3 of the Hand of Chaos

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Sam [mailto:shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Monday, June 04, 2001 12:00 PM
To: buffyloveswillow@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: ::BuffyLovesWillow:: All Points Bullitin

All points Bulletin from the temple of mayhem and Bureau of gutter
affairs.

Subject:  Missing Listmom.

1.  Gutter security forces have informed the different directorates
that after a exhaustive search of the gutter and woods out backed
they where unable to locate out missing listmom.
we thank the riley shippers got her or theevil adults right and
we're getting scared having to ask shadow for everything
At this time the gutter is going to neon alter until we can return
out listmom to safety.

2.  The Temple of Mayhem is offering a reward of its private stock of
Jungle Juice for any information that leads to our listmoms safe
return.  Gutter security forces are working in conjunction with the
directorate of public safety, and theUVE in order to safely bring
our listmom back.

3.  The dark Jedi have went on full alter and promise that if they
find out who has taken our list mom they will use the full impact of
the force on them.

4.  The silent gopher why working in with the warrior mongoose and
were-badger have acquired a hover tank and are searchingthe woods
out back.

We ask that all gutter residents and woods outback resident keep on
the look out for any signs of our missing listmom and report them
immediately to Shadow at the Bureau of public safety.

Sammy Koala
High Priest of Mayhem
Dark Jedi Master




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