Gutter vandalism.

[William Labarbera <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: The Director of Public Safety, Chief of Security and the Head of the UVE
From: Vice President of Monetary Embezzlement

This morning I found our offices vandalized and I am very disturbed by who
it was that was behind the destruction of my door and the horrible, horrible
things that were done to Shadow and Quin's offices. From what I've seen the
offices were splashed with neon green and orange paint, and honey and
feathers were all over Quin's office, his reports, desk and computer. But
that was not the worst of it though, for in Shadows's office not only was it
painted neon green, yellow and orange. But there was a large picture of a
nude Martha Stewart on his ceiling, and several nude pictures of Joxer and
N'Snyc!!!!!!!!!!! As well as bad works of writing about Gab & Joxer living
happily together after dumping Xena. And they had the gall to sign their
work as well. It was done by the Gab & Joxer 4-ever shippers!
Needless to say a certain warrior princess is not amused and is offering a
reward for their capture. Please stay tuned for more on this late breaking
situation.

William L.
Technical Support Represetative
Barnes and Noble.com
Secaucus, NJ
wlabarbera@xxxxxxxx
201-272-3635 x4685