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A female ducks in the shadows of the corner, followed closely by a large grey fox. Checking to make sure no one's around, the two untie the red haired woman and release her. " Does this mean I can go? " Willow asks. " Yeah, just go have fun. " Aeris answers for the shadowed female that's giggling quietly. " Cool. " The red haired woman leaves the alley and heads off toward the mansion currently being used by Angel and Riley. Every once in a while she glances down at her wrists with a confused frown, then shrugs. " Will? Hey, what are you doing out here? I thought you were spending some quality time with Faith. " The red head ignores the petite blonde and crosses over the street, speeding up as the mansion comes into sight. Buffy reaches out and grabs her, only to be shaken off. " Whoa, did I do something to upset you? Willow? What did I do? " The red head finally stops and glances over at the slayer. " You're my friend. Buffy Summers. " Buffy laughs nervously. " Friend. That's great. " " We're not? " " Well yeah, but we're more than that. " " I don't understand. " " We're lovers, remember. You and me, you and Faith? " " I'm not gay. " Willow said simply. " I like men, I have to have men. " Leaving a gaping Buffy behind Willow goes into the mansion. " Will? Hello? Not funny? Joke over? Willow? " <-------> Buffy charges into the house she has to share with Faith in order to have Willow. She immediately goes into the training room, for once glad to see the dark haired slayer. " Willow...straight....Angel...sex....!!! " The dark haired slayer stops mid kick. " Can we try this again with out all the huffing? " " Willow said she's straight and wants men and then she went into the mansion. " " Damn B, why didn't you say that to begin with? Let's go. " Buffy glares after the dark slayer as she sprints out of the house without her. " I am going to have to kill that girl...after we get Willow back. " <-------> The dark slayer entered the mansion with narrowed eyes as the sounds of love making could be heard through the thick walls. The blonde slayer beside her was already running toward the bedroom, obviously intent on killing someone, or something. " You bastard!!! " " Uh oh. " She muttered ducking in after her friend. " Whoa. You bastard!! " She dived after Willow and with Buffy pulled her off Riley, the only problem is that Willow's left arm broke off at the arm pit. " Ohmygod, I broke her. Willow, I'm sorry I'm so sorry. " Buffy started to grab Willow the problem was that there was wires sticking out. " She's a robot. " " You mean you couldn't tell me from a robot? " A voice cut in from the doorway. Buffy and Faith looked over at the woman standing in the doorway. The new comer was wearing a hooded cloak that kept her identity hidden, but they didn't need to know. Even so, when Willow lifted the hood off both slayers felt more than a little ashamed that they had been fooled so easily. " I guess I can't be mad over the Buffy bot anymore. " Buffy muttered, eyeing the red head. " Just for the record this was not funny. " " I think we should take red home and teach her about playing jokes. " " I agree. " Buffy growled chargng the red head and throwing her over her shoulder. " Now this will be fun. " <----------> Aeris Jade Orion Grey Fox, and cause of Discord. Gabrielle: "Do you deny spying on these women?" Joxer: "I resent that." Gabrielle: "Do you deny it?" Joxer: "No, I just _resent_ it." Joxer: Hello--heh-heh-- name's Joxer-- spelled, uh [Clears throat]-- J-o-x-e-rrrrrrrr. Rh: "Would you wanna make a baby with me?" Jox: "What?!" Rh: "Will you help?" Jox: "Wait a minute! You want me to-- to-- to-- make a-- " Rh: "Right-- will you?" Jox: "Of course not! Hey, listen! We're not just machines, you know, you can use to-- . Besides-- you know, uh-- we can't just do it on command. We need stuff like, uh-- cheap motel rooms and dirty pictures and lingerie-- stuff like that! We're _not_ animals! But I can get those things!" |