I hereby apologize to David Letterman.
And now, from the home office in Sunnydale, California...
The Top Ten Surprise Revelations in Season Seven!
10; Willow kicks the magic habit, is now addicted to Pez.
9; Anya leaves D'Hoffryn, takes job as telemarketer. Same as being a vengence demon, but it pays more.
8; New season long story arc; Buffy has twenty-four hours to stop the Apocalypse, save Dawn from kidnappers, and find out who's the traitor. It's gonna be the longest day of her life.
7; Spike learns that just because he has a soul, he doesn't necessarily have a natural sense of rhythm.
6; Two weeks after the Scooby Doo movie premieres, Sarah Michelle Gellar takes one look at how badly it's doing, becomes less resistant to an eighth season!
5; Dawn's disappointed when she learns that Buffy's desire to 'show her the world' doesn't mean they're getting cable.
4; Velma comes out of the closet. (Oops, sorry, wrong Scooby Gang!)
3; Joss interrupts a November Sweeps episode to publicly apologize for the whole Buffy/Spike thing!
2; The good news, Spike gets a soul. The bad news, it's Mr. Snyder's soul.
And the Number One Season Seven Revelation;
1; In a special episode that'll only air on late night Cinemax, Willow will personally demonstrate to Buffy what she and Tara used to do with that yak cheese in their bras!
Talk at you later,
Kirayoshi