Re: Bit o' FIC: A Stitch in Time

[PChazzman@xxxxxxx]

In a message dated 7/15/02 3:24:01 AM Pacific Daylight Time, danspector@xxxxxxxxx writes:


> Chazzman,
>
> Hee!  B/W and their blond problem are reminding me of the X-Men:  "You
> can always tell by looking where they've been."


Yup just look for the scorched Earth.  Meteor crater, the real reason the dinosaurs disappeared, etc, etc... 

> And yes, Rosenberg, how did you think you got that name anyway?  This
> neck of the fourteenth century, it's not safe for "our kind" to be found
> west of Germany.
>
> >"Burn the Jew-Witch!"
>
> Hmm, guess it's probably not a good idea to mention the lesbian thing,
> then...



And Why not?  

"I AM WILLOW THE MIGHTY, AND I AM HERE FOR YOUR WOMEN!"

"Uhm Willow?"  Pupils dialated so wide it made her eyes appear black turned to look at the Slayer for a lustful second.

"One second Buffy.  I DEMAND THAT YOU PRESENT YOUR MOST BEAUTIFUL FEMALES IN THE TOWN SQUARE TOMORROW AT NOON!"

"Mistress, why is your friend-"

"I don't know Idara.  What was in that drink you gave her?"

"AND IF NOT I WILL LEVEL THIS PATHETIC LITTLE TOWN!"

"She asked for a Quadruple-shot-Rassberry-Mocha-Expresso."

    "Uh-Oh!"

       At that moment Spike entered the little Starbucks coffee shop in downtown Neo-LA.       

       "Slayer. Why is Red going down on Miss Universe 2005? And how did she get her?"

       "I don't know Spike she just said she wanted something to eat with her mocha, snapped her fingers and the girl was there with a sash and nothing else. 

       Idara's eyes widened and she pressed herself closer to her Mistress.

       "She's doing that thing with her tongue, again," Idara panted into Buffy's ear while grinding her crotch into Buffy's ass.

       "Oh yeah," Buffy gulped as Willow cast the spell to lengthen and thicken her tongue.



> And digging that coda with some **legitimate** F/G action!  (I'm sorry,
> but for me it's strictly one-person-to-a-letter, and Fred and Gunn have
> no more claim to those letters than Anya has to "A".  Everytime I see a
> fic with F/G listed in the pairings section, I think I'm going to see
> some "request a transfer" action, until my brain kicks in.  So thanks
> for not screwing with me further than I already am.)  Of course, since
> the Dark Slayer's liaison with Mr Young-and-Cute wasn't mentioned up
> top, I'm thinking Buffy, Willow, and Spikey have mucked up the past a
> little (possibly by saving Idara).
>
> What's more troubling is that the narration, re Giles, referred to Faith
> as "his Slayer", not seeming to imply the presence of another.  Uh-oh...


"Hey," yelled the dark haired Slayer. "She ran away and left this fine hunk of man all available."

"Faith," growled Giles.

"Yes, Ripper," she said with a smirk as he tore her shirt from her chest, showing how he got the name Ripper.

"Stop talking to the audience.  It's distracting."

> Intrigued am I, and eager to read more!  (Hmm, between this and
> "Willowverses", you've got Will hopping in both time and space..."Slave
> to Love" is looking relatively restful for her.)
>
> Thanks, 
>
> Dan