OT: Looking for Shades Wearing Koala & Demented Fruit Bat

["LaBarbera, William" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

TO: The Entire List Gutter
FROM: Bill Gopher, Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial
Affairs
SUBJECT: Missing Koala and Vampyre Fruit Bat

I'm looking for our troublemaking Koala and his demented partner in crime
Shadow, our resident demented vampyre fruit bat. I've been e/m'g them for
the two weeks, but to no avail.
This can mean but 2 things; either they have been kidnapped by the Evil
Adults or they are hiding out from the B/R commando's again. In either case
it means it's time to break out the neon pink and green hovertanks and the
nuclear wet-noodle launchers! <G>.
That said if we don't hear from them in the next 24 hours I suggest, nay,
insist that the resident gutter dwellers help me in our search for out two
comrades.
Tater, I'll need to borrow some of the vampire tomatoes and demon-cabbage's.
I promise to keep them apart since the last time they got together it ended
up with tomato paste and kimchi all over the gutter that took weeks to clean
up. (Why they hate each other I still don't understand other than it has
something to do with hotdogs and naked hackers. <BG>)
Quin, thanks in advance for 'loaning' the keys for the Hovertanks and Wet
Noodle Launchers <g>.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled fics.

--Bill Gopher


William LaBarbera
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