Re: FIC: Dreams of Desire

["rsand21266" <rsand21266@xxxxxxxxx>]

> Que Anya at the front door, with a spear the size of a small
torpedo.
> "Will? Could you come down a sec? And hold real still?"
>
> "What do you mean hold still?" Willow asks, making her way
down the steps with caution.
> "That's right, keep talking," Anya mumbles, holding the spear
over her head.
> "You're gonna pull a Lorena Bobbet on Willow's head?" Dawn
shrieks. "Buffy is so not gonna like that!"

What transpired afterwards became know as the Great
Summers-Rosenberg Household's Totally Gross and Just Plain
Wrong Pus Explosion of 2003. (Or the GSRHTGAJPWPE 2003)
To date the full details have yet to be transcribed as all parties
involved claim no recollection of the night in question or of the
resulting Harris-Jenkins Houshold's Insanely Twisted Bunny
Stampede (HJHITBS 2003) of the following night.

It is know that one of the witnesses of GSRHTGAJPWPE 2003,
an M. Gordo has been apparently been stricken silent, whether
for psychological or financial reasons is best left unsaid.

^-^
Patrick

American muse, whose strong and diverse heart
So many men have tried to understand
But only made it smaller with their art,
Because you are as various as your land,
-Stephen Vincent Benet