A message for the Little Purring Menace.

The little purring menace of a fruit-napper LIVES!!!!!!! And if it’s the last thing I do – I WILL find the joker who told the evil adults where to find me!! {Un-amused little beast wearing “Ban Reality TV” t-shirt gives assembled Gutter and Woods Outback dwellers a determined look.} I was made to socialize with my relatives, woke up at Gods-awful hours…there is just something not right with getting up before the sun goes down. Most of my relatives are into sun worshipping – why people would want to go out during the day with that bright hot thing in the sky beating down on everything it beyond me! Its all bright and shiny and just… bright! {Little menace shudders at the thought of the bright shiny blinding thing} I’m a nocturnal dwelling fruit napper – bright light damn near blinds me – besides it always hot as hell for like the last two months doing outside during the day just gets you sweaty and smelly. {Mutters something about insane sun worshippers and not having the sense the gods gave a sea sponge.}

Oh and before you guys start complain about not having a July End of the Month Report – there was too a repost… posted to the Hand of Chaos List by our resident swamp dweller… Gator. {Points to large reptile guarding the Slayer’s little sister who is currently clad in a Sailor Moon outfit and grinning wildly as she cradles her new flame thrower.} Don’t ask… he’ll only tell and possible go into his idea for a BtVs/Sailor Moon crossover – the NOT the butchered Americanized censored one that is total crap to watch, but the original non-censored sub-titled version in all its true Anima glory. CENSORSHIP SUCKS!!

As it is… Gator is the Assistant Director of Public Safety in charge of Amphibian and Reptile Affairs as well as being Dawn Summer’s official “Cuddle Gator”. At the time he posted July’s Gutter Report he did so… as he claims… to butter me up to get on my good side before hitting me with his list of fics he wants me to update.

Seriously, he only posted it to the Hand of Chaos because he is one of my moderators for that list and he felt that he had the authority to get away with it, which he does have. So now I’m publicly appointing {holding him at gunpoint} him to the post of Assist. Director of Public Safety of the Gutter and Woods Outback so he won’t feel out of place posting any future memos/reports to the buffyloveswillow and BuffyWantsWillow lists or get any hassle from moderators from those particular lists. We take our ‘official nonsense’ – as Quin once called the mischief and mayhem I insist on stirring up all the time – very seriously on those two lists. I am aware that the mischief and mayhem of the Gutter Reports and the utter chaos that makes up the board meetings of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter Affairs in general has become an institution in itself… or is that ‘needs institutionalizing’?? … And is looked upon as the much needed counter for the insanity of the real world. Face it I much prefer reading the End of the Month Report then watching the Evening News… I mean come on… we can see our ever crazed Koala in his hover tank running amok from miles away … the bloody thing is painted bright neon colours and he always has the music blaring so we can get out of the way in time.

With that said – give me a little time to get to the bottom of my inbox and I will get out the End of the Month Report for August as well as reposting the July report for the BlW and BwW lists. We know return you to your regularly scheduled fanfics.

ShadowDrake -

Dir. of Pub. Safety of the SECoLGA and Chief Dungeon Keeper. Vampire Teddy Bear and Flying Fox of the Woods Outback. The Big Bad and Little Comma. Mistress of Mischief, corruptor of the innocent, tormentor of Quindolyn. Founding Member of GWBNS - Hey, its a way of life! Dark MIstress of Weirdness. Yang to Alex's Yin. Charter Member of the Hand of Chaos, member of the Order of the Silver Claw of the Highland Werewolves of Gaia. Member of the Questionably Sane Biker Were-Folk Assn. {QSBWFA}

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