The Return of the Gutter Report!!

Yes my fellow list-sibs, forest-dwellers, mischief-makers and mayhem-spreaders… there will be a Gutter Report this month… and boy is it going to be a long one! Lots of mayhem happened as you well know… All Hallow’s Eve is like our favourite holiday, right next to Bard Pouncing Day. Although Bad Bard has requested that not everyone pounce on her at once… she would like to point out that there are other bards to pounce on out there. In the very least you guys could have the decency to wait until she actually left the house before pouncing on her. As always attempting to pounce on the Amazon Bard Queen is strictly taboo, her tall grumpy semi-reformed Warlord mate has yet to see the humour or the innocence in Bard Pouncing Day. I told you guys she only knows how to pounce on a bard one way… and has threatened to do lots of painful and really not very nice things to the first person that tried to pounce on her bard naked.

So just let me finish getting it all typed out… and I will be more then happy to post it… and boy do a few of you guys got lots of explaining to do.

And remember… during Bard Pouncing Day… the licking of noses, tickling and putting ice down their clothing is strictly optional. Just remember that the bards have long memories and most of us are firm believers in revenge. :: pauses to glare at the still grinning little brother, Trizdel, who dunked a certain little fruit-napping bat in a bucket of cold water at last years Bard Pounce Day :: Which reminds me… I still got to beat him for that. :: sticks tongue out at little brother :: … … oh well I will just have to haunt him with the new Van Helsing DVD I picked up today. :: grins devilishly in the general direction of the silver-tongued wolf ::

ShadowDrake -

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