the loss of person!!!

[person@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

All the fics are great -- but I'm not going to be feeding back for
two 
weeks because I'll be incommunicado. Hopefully, Legend and Sappho's 
and all the other good stuff will have lots more for me to read by 
the time I get back -note that the "all the other good stuff" part 
means other fanfics I didn't happen to mention, because I'm in a 
hurry.
Anyways, continue writing - or I will be mad when I get back, and all 
will suffer the consequences!!! I'm not telling what the consequences 
are so as to maintain shock value if they are necessary... and yes, 
I'm serious, there will be terrible consequences to a lack of fic two 
weeks from now!
I know you'll all miss me (3 or 4 posts so far, all just 
incomprehensible feedback... what's not to miss) so I'll just console 
you by leaving a tidbit of wisdom behind: incommunicado means NO 
ANNOYING PHONE SALESMEN!!! YEEEAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

-person (... ?)