Top Twenty Signs You're a Buffy Fanatic

["Julie Burnham" <kerothyn@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

This came out of a telephone conversation between me and my sister.

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Top Twenty Signs You're a Buffy Fanatic
by Jade and Julie Burnham
kerothyn@xxxxxxxxxxx

20) You keep a super soaker of holy water in your trunk, just in case.

19) You hang garlic from your rearview mirror, and when friends look at you 
strangely, you answer, "What?"

18) To make your college admissions requirements for foreign language, you 
grudgingly agree to take two years, but insist it must be by Sumarian, and 
your counselor/librarian was sympathetic.

17) You think pepper spray is "so passe."

16) Among issues you're dealing with, you put down "splinters."

15) You forgave Angel because you knew where he was coming from.

14) Everyone at the Coroner's Office knows you by your first name.

13) You only watch the show because you think Giles is cute (that'd be 
*her* ::points to co-author::).

12) Watching the 2000 MTV Movie Awards, you knew Buffy was there in case of 
vampires, but didn't know *what* Oz was doing there, or who that girl Buffy 
kissed was (although, if she died her hair, she'd look exactly like Willow).

11) The above fits and you're working on a fic to puzzle it out.

10) Buffy is your hero and you are a 21 year old male.

09) You want to be just like Buffy and you are a 45 year old male.

08) You think Angel is a better show than Buffy and you don't know why.

07) Buffy's your hero and you want to be just like her.

06) Seeing as how the co-authors are also Xena fans, there is no number 
six.

05) After watching "Superstar," you wonder, "Who really did star in _The 
Matrix_?"

04) The extreme Jerry Garcia look turns you on.

03) You're 17 and graduated from high school, but don't feel bad about not 
having your driver's license because Buffy doesn't have hers either.

02) You decorated your umbrella with lots of sparkles to make it look like 
the Class Protector Award Buffy got at the prom and you don't think it looks 
weird.

And our number one sign you're a Buffy fanatic....

01) You won't look in the mirror because you "know" your reflection won't 
be there.

- typed by Julie
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