Re: New Top Ten

["Faith " <Jeter212345@xxxxxxx>]

--- In buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxx, Jim_D_Means@p... wrote:
> (I apologise in advance to all Xena fans!)
> 
> From the home office in Sunnydale California,
> 
> TOP TEN REASONS "BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER" BEATS "XENA WARRIOR 
> PRINCESS";
> 
> 10) No cool stuffy British dudes in ancient Greece.
> 9) The show is filmed in California, not New Zealand passing 
itself off as Greece.
> 8) Xander. Joxer. No contest!
> 7) We at least have hard evidence that Willow does swing that 
way, where we just have to 
> guess regarding Gabrielle.
> 6) Somehow, I can't imagine Calisto saying "Wicked cool", or "I'm 
five-by-five with that!"
> 5) Willow hasn't had a demon's baby. Yet.
> 4) Additions of Faith, Anya and Cordy to the Buffy/Willow 
question greatly increase our 
> subtext possibilities over just Xena and Gabrielle.
> 3) At least Buffy and Willow worked out their rift without 
breaking into song!
> 2) The one time Xena fought vampires, Gabrielle got turned! Good 
one, Xena!
> 1) No damn "Xander The Mighty" Song!
> 
> TOP TEN LEAST REQUESTED 'BTVS' SHIPPER PAIRINGS
> 
> 10) Riley and Kate(although that would be a good way to write them 
both out)
> 9) Snyder and Xander
> 8) Willow and a large, humanoid frog(frog fear, y'know)
> 7) Amy and Minnie
> 6) Anya, Tara and Oz with the mange
> 5) Snyder and Joyce
> 4) Buffy and Riley(Yeah, I know they're together, but we still 
don't want them together, do 
> we? Huh?)
> 3) Faith and Dr. Laura
> 2) Vamp Willow and a Spice Girl
> 1) Snyder and--well, pretty much anyone
> 
> Kirayoshi
this is hilarious, even though i like "Xena" it is still one of the 
funniest things!
~Sarah