Re: Upcoming Fic Announcements

[~~Kimber <kacoe@xxxxxxx>]

Well...I can pretty much vouch for Shadow's sanit---er, insanity at this point. I think
the poor girl has finally lost her marbles somewhere between the first star to the right
and Big Ben..er, or was that..Hmm...nevermind! lol. Anyhoo...she's in quite the funky
mood this evening and just HAD to come up with a new fic to torture us with..it's a hobby
of hers, really. I think she likes to picture all of us sitting in front of our lifelines
(read computers) mumbling incoherently and helplessly drooling all over our keyboards and
shorting them out so we are unable to relpy to her madness...I know how it is really. I
get "Shadowfied" on a daily basis you know...lol..Ahh AOL Instant Messenger..what a
wonderful little device. So not only is she out to corupt you...she's corupting me. Aw
hell, she's already corrupted me a long time ago..now she's just putting the final touches
on! ROFL

Be afraid Alex...er, um..Axe *wink*, be very afraid. Shadow hijacked me a while ago for
her fic...now I just keep poping up all over the place...and poor Pat too! First he's an
81 year old benedictine monk..then he's a demon biker who is related to Spike of all the
fanged freaks!! you're in for a long haul my friend...buckle your seatbelt..it's gonna be
a bumpy ride!!!

--
Your humble bard,
~~Kimber

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