FF Keeper of the stars (3/5)

["Christeen Demons" <Shyfox30@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

This one is dedicated to Kirayoshi, for giving me the idea.:-) I just 
couldn't resist it.:-) You'll see what I mean.:-)

Disclaimer: These characters belong to Joss, the great.:-) I merely borrow 
them for my own amusement.

Chapter three: Bachelor party

Hey little sister what have you done?
Hey little sister who?s the only one?
Hey little sister who?s your Superman?
Hey little sister who?s the one you want?
Hey little sister, shotgun.
It?s a nice day to start again.
Come on, it?s a nice day for a white wedding.

Billy Idol White Wedding

?Xander...what?? Buffy watched in bemusement as Xander unloaded his party 
supplies on the coffee table.

?You didn?t think we were going to let you get married tomorrow without 
throwing you a stag party, did ya?? Xander asked, looking slightly 
insulted. ?I think not.? He proclaimed, popping open a can of beer and 
raising it in a toast as the other guys found places around Giles t.v. and 
Oz popped a tape in his vcr. ?So drink up and be merry, Buff...for tomorrow 
you turn into an old married lady.?

Buffy wasn?t sure whether to take that as an insult or a compliment, but she 
did know if Giles woke up and found them here, there would be hell to pay, 
and she really didn?t like to tempt hell, considering she lived on top of 
the hellmouth. ?Uh...guys, thanks but I really don?t think...?

?Come on, Buff. Live it up. You only get married once, you know.? Xander 
said, trying to get the Slayer to loosen up a bit.

Feeling the situation running straight out of her hands, Buffy shook her 
head helplessly as she shut the door, and walked towards the couch. 
?Thanks, guys. But if you wake up Giles, I?m not
protecting you.? She declared forcefully, before she reached into the pizza 
box and grabbed a slice of pizza.

She had just taken a bite, when she noticed moaning coming from the tv set. 
Very sexy moaning at that. She turned her head slowly, her eyes widening as 
the sounds of pleasure became louder and more throaty. ?Uh...guys...I don?t 
think...? She was about to protest when the image of two women getting it 
on, captured her whole attention.

?Wow. I didn?t know you could do that.? A round of chuckles went around 
the room, as she sank back into a chair, feeling suddenly light headed as 
she stared in rapture at the screen. She tilted her head to the side to get 
a better angle as images of trying out with Willow what she saw on the 
screen, danced in her head. Watching the action unfold, she couldn?t wait 
for her wedding night.

*****

While Buffy and the guys were pigging out on pizzas and watching porno 
flicks, Willow was being treated to a Bridal shower thrown by Joyce, 
Cordelia and Anya. Joyce had made a plate of finger sandwiches and they 
drank ice cream punch while Willow opened a stack of presents.
Cordelia wrote down every word Willow said while she was opening the gifts, 
for a reason she was about to make known after Willow unwrapped the last 
one.

Cordelia cleared her throat after Willow set the matching crystal 
candlesticks down with the rest of the opened gifts, and waited for all eyes 
to be turned to her. ?I?ve written down every word you said while you were 
opening your presents, Willow, and it?s an old superstition, that whatever 
you say when your opening your presents during your Bridal Shower, you said 
before on your first night with Buffy.? Cordelia?s eyes gleamed as she 
watched Willow?s face turn pink. Joyce covered her mouth to hide a grin, as 
she remembered her girlfriends doing this when she married Buffy?s father.

?Now...I don?t know what some of this means, you would have a better idea 
than I would.? Cordelia said, shooting a mischievous look at the blushing 
bride, ?But personally I think some of this stuff is rather revealing.?

Cordelia waited until she had all eyes and ears on her, then let loose with 
the first one. ?OH MY GOD! I love it!? She cried, her voice full of 
passion, as if to mirror Willow?s in an orgasmic moment.

Willow blushed furiously, as she tried not to choke on her punch. Hearing 
the gentle laughter around her, she tried not to feel mortified, and then 
ended up laughing anyway.

?Aww...Isn?t that cute?? Cordelia squeeled, as she read off the second 
line, amidst a roar of laughter. Willow didn?t think it was possible to 
turn anymore red, as she gasped with laughter.

Cordelia adopted a puzzled tone, as she read off the next one. ?I don?t 
think it will fit.?

Willow did choke on her punch this time, sending ice cream punch out of her 
nose. She coughed, waiving Cordelia?s hands away as she started to slap the 
red head on the back. She was laughing so hard, tears were forming in her 
eyes.

?Will this color go with my face?? Cordelia questioned seriously, before 
she burst into laughter again, quickly being joined by Joyce and a beet red 
Willow. Anya was left puzzled at that one, as the three other women howled 
with glee.

When Cordelia managed to calm down enough again, she formed a regretful face 
and read off the next one on the list. ?I already have one of those.?

Willow?s chest was aching by this time, but she couldn?t stop the gusts of 
laughter that streamed from her. She was mildly embarrassed by Joyce 
hearing all these things, even though she knew she didn?t really say them, 
they were close enough to the truth for her taste. But Joyce didn?t seem to 
mind, in fact she appeared to be enjoying it just as much as the other girls 
were.

?And last but not least.? Cordelia primed the next one by letting a 
beautific smile grow on her face, and clasping her hands together in front 
of her. ?Those go really good together.? She said,
enthusiastically, as the room cracked up once more.

Willow had lived through it, and she hadn?t died from complete 
mortification, she thought as she wiped the tears of laughter from her 
overheated face. In fact, it had felt pretty darned good bonding with the 
other women like this. She supposed embarrassment had it?s place after all.

*****

The squeal of seagulls mixed with the roar of the ocean as they stood in 
front of the justice of the peace, in full view of the people gathered there 
to witness the occasion.

The justice of the peace cleared his throat, looking down on the bride who 
was beautifully dressed in her white satin gown. ?Do you, Willow Rosenberg 
take Buffy to be your wife. Will you love her, honor her and cherish her 
for as long as you both shall live??

Willow looked over at Buffy, a look of hesitation filling her bright green 
eyes and for a moment the audience thought that she was going to say no. 
But then, her hesitant voice lifted above the crowd, saying quite loudly. 
?I do.?

The group breathed a sigh of relief, then turned their attention back to the 
Justice of the peace. ?Do you Buffy Summers take Willow as your wife? Will 
you love her, honor her and cherish her for as long as you both shall live??

The Slayer peered at him for a long moment, as if she was trying to 
comprehend what he had just said. Then a light of understanding lit her 
grayish blue eyes and she grunted. ?Ugh.? She nodded, beating herself on 
the chest aggressively. ?Huh.? She grunted, before she swung around
and picked up her bride, throwing her over her left shoulder.

?Uh Buffy...Buffy put me down...Buffy!? Willow cried, as the Slayer who had 
once again been turned into her prehistoric self by some faulty beer, 
started carrying her away. She beat on the misshapen back, but it did her 
little good as they got farther and farther away from the now gaping crowd.

Cave-Buffy took her to a nearby cave, where she removed the white wedding 
dress and stood gaping down at her revealed curves. An inscrutible smile 
lit up the Slayer?s face before she leaned down and kissed her life mate on 
the lips, grunting in satisfaction at how sweet they tasted. ?Ugh...Wil-low 
good.? She proclaimed, as she slipped a curious hand down over the soft 
skin. She caressed every inch, watching the green eyes below her in 
curiosity as her life mate writhed beneath her.

Slipping strangely gentle fingers between her mate?s legs, she tested the 
sensitive area bemused to find it soaking wet. Bringing her fingers to her 
nose, she inhaled the intoxicating scent, then stuck her fingers in her 
mouth, sucking on the digits as the sweet taste filled her mouth. ?Ugh. 
Wil-low good.? The Slayer repeated her earlier statement, after she had 
cleaned her fingers off, and then
added a new statement to her reportaire. ?Wil-low foam-y.?

****
Buffy woke from the dream, feeling slightly off kilter at the strangeness of 
it, to find that she had passed out on the couch after indulging in way too 
many pizza slices and seeing way too many
porno flicks. The images on the screen had no doubt influenced her strange 
if racy and provocative dreams, and she wondered if all bachelors woke up 
like this on the day of their wedding.

Probably, she reflected, although they were probably a lot more hungover 
than she was, considering she had declined the beer last night for the sake 
of her vow to Willow to share all of the pregnancy?s little inconveniences 
with her.

She looked around Giles living room, unsurprised to see that it was a 
certified mess. Pizza boxes and other snack packages covered the coffee 
table, video boxes were strewn all over the living room floor, along with 
Dingoes ate my baby, who were sleeping in various poses on the living room 
carpet. Xander slept in an armchair, his head turned in an awkward 
position, and Buffy knew he?d have one heck of a neck ache when he woke up. 
Their snores reverberated through the living room, and Buffy wondered how 
she had managed to sleep through all that racket. She
knew the men would most likely have hangovers when they awoke, they had 
drank considerable amount of alcohol, if she had to wager a guess she?d bet 
that they had each managed to drink a six pack or more per person.

She stared at the mess in a fog, not quite awake enough to start moving and 
cleaning up the place before Giles woke up, when it suddenly occurred to her 
that it was her wedding day. A feeling of unbelievable joy, mixed in with a 
sudden case of nerves, washed through her body, and a humoungous smile lit 
up her face.

Feeling her inner imp start to jump up and down in her head, she felt a 
sudden urge coming down upon her. She knew the boys would probably glare at 
her for this, but she was unable to hold back the giant wave of glee any 
longer. Taking a giant gulp of air, she held her breath then let it out in 
one sharp, loud blast. ?WAKE UP EVERYBODY! IT?S MY WEDDING DAY!?

...to be continued




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