Re: FIC: These Roads We Travel (4/?)

[Kimber <kacoe@xxxxxxx>]

keeper444@xxxxxxxxx wrote:

> Hi Kimber,
> Resolve face and puppy eyes, gods no one stands a chance. Okay now
> you've gotten your grins and giggles at our expense it's time to get
> back to what's happening with Willow. What have you done with her? Where
> is she? Come on come on twisted minds want to know (and we are more
> demanding than inquiring minds). ]:-)

Twisted minds, huh Alex? Er, or was that Axe?....sorry, drifted there for a second. So
anyway. You wanna know what's up with Willow, do you? And I do believe NO ONE stands a
chance with the one two punch combination of puppy dog eyes and resolve face....see what
happens when you don't use protection? Now let that be a lesson to all of you....you'd
just better thank your lucky stars that shadow and I can't find a way to procreate
together....you'd all be in a damn fine mess then...now wouldn't you?

Er....um...what was the demand....uhh...I mean, question again?

>
> I'll be anxiously watching for the next part so pleeeeeeeeeeease don't
> make me wait to long I'll be good I promise (or bad if that's what it
> takes).}:-)
> Take care and never let the bastards get ya' down.

You'll be good? Since when is that word even in your dictionary? I warned you about
reading other people's dictionaries you know....start using evil word combinations like
'I'll be good' and 'please' and before you know it...well,.....it's just...unpleasant.
I'll spare you the details.....wouldn't want one of my list kids blaming me for their
nightmares about Spike wearing starched shirts with even stiffer collars, kneeling on
hardwood floors saying prayers for six hours a day while Dru stands behind him mumbling
something about certain things you NEVER do with Miss Edith. Especially when she's
wearing the General Patton costume!!...no sirry...can't blame me for THAT little image.
The bad imagry is Shadow's department...right Shad??


Um.....was there a question in there somewhere you wanted answered? *insert evil grin
here*

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