Re: FIC: These Roads We Travel (4/?)

[Kimber <kacoe@xxxxxxx>]

Shadowlander wrote:
>>I would like to take the time to point out that I had nothing to
>>do with our listmum's descent into the realm of "weirdom" - she
>>was quite mad when I started talking to her think you very much.
>>Although she would probably go on record as blaming me for all
>>the mischief and mayhem she likes to spread on list. She has been
>>known to publicly claim I am the one that corrupted her.
>>However she was quite corrupted when I started talking to her.
>>I've only corrupted shyfox, Qiun, Pat and Sam to my knowledge,
>>but not Kimber. She came to us like that, honest.

Just for the record...not only did Shadow have EVERYTHING to do with my decent into
'weirdom' (she bought me the one way ticket with her very own money after all)....she's
also gotten me hooked on meathead, muttboy and huckleberry (Forest, Oz and Riley..for
those who are nickname impared) torture!! Now I can't go one day without images of....
huckleberry tied to a tree helplessly while muttboy circles him like he's a tasty
morsel..... dancing in my head. Or would that just be the medication?
Anyway....personally, I would think he tasted a little sour but...to each it's own.

>> Besides she's just mad that her Riley voodoo doll has been on
>>back order for the last six months. Not to mention that she has
>>been issued a restraining order concerning her unscheduled visits
>>to a certain remote cabin of one Buffy Ann Summers and
>>Willow Anne Rosenberg. I told her that taking a camcorder
>>and a camera to the Slayer's love nest was just a bad idea.
>>But did she listen to me? No, she just set out to spy on our
>>lovely two as they did naughty things in front of the fireplace.
>>{Really, the nerve of some people, have no respect for other
>>people's privacy. In the very least she could have shared the
>>photos and video tape with ME!!! But has she? No, she's
>>just been taunting me with the images for weeks now! Oh
>>the humanity!}That's right damn it! the doll has been on backorder for quite some
time...I'm begining to think the 'Buffy/Riley Lets All Get Along Organization' had
something to do with it...but I have no proof.

As far as the stalking is concerned...well....it's all in how you look at it. Can I help
it if I was out for a midnight stroll and recognized the loud moans coming from
aformentioned remote cabin? I mean just because I took a tiny little detour off the road
about fifty miles back.....doesn't mean I was LOOKING to catch a naked Willow laying on a
bear skin rug in front of a fire place with the equally naked and yummy Slayer hovering
over her. I still don't know what she was gonna do with the stack of jell-o I saw on the
kitchen counter...but I have a pretty good idea *grin*

I won't deny the video or the pictures though..heh...Shadow has me red handed there. Can
I help it if I wandered across a true 'Kodak moment' and just HAD to capture it for
posterity? Besides, along with my little underground trading venture (where exactly did
you think those little umbrella's they put in drinks came from anyway?), the previously
mentioned visual goodness will be brought to you courtesy of the wonderful invention of
DVD.....just as soon as I finish getting rid of all the drool stains. Who knew saliva
could leave such a nasty mark on pictures and video cassettes? *obligitory evil grin
here*
>>Er...........what were we talking about again?>>Shadow

Um.....the price of tea in china? No no no.....Hrumph. The topic at hand escapes my mind
presently...and as slippery as my mind is these days...well, it may be a while before we
get back on track again. That and the fact that I'm in rare form today just proves that I
have WAY too much time on my hands...or was that hands on Willow's.....oh, never mind..
If anyone happens across my errant mind would you please be so kind as to return
it.....I'll pay the postage of course :)

--
Your humble bard,
~~Kimber