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Repost: Missing Scene From The Yoko Factor
Hey, folks...
Some of you may remember some "missing scenes" I wrote for the last
three episodes of the season. Given that there's a discussion going
on in the Buffy newsgroup right now on how far back B/W subtext
actually goes, with some folks saying that thought Willow had a crush
on Buffy when they saw the very first episode, I thought it would be
fun to go back and work shipping bits into the older episodes. But
first, I figured I should re-post the first three...
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Buffy: "You guys stop this! What happened to you today?"
Willow: "It's not today, Buffy. Things have been wrong for awhile,
don't you
see that?"
Buffy: "What do you mean wrong?"
Willow: "Well, they certainly haven't been right since Tara. We have
to face
it if you can't handle Tara being my girlfriend!"
Xander: "No, it was bad before that, since you two went off to
college and
forgot about me, left me in the basement to... TARA IS YOUR
GIRLFRIEND?"
Giles (very drunk): "BLOODY HELL!"
Buffy: "Hey! Why would I have a problem with that?!!! I mean, sure,
I'm a little jealous, but..."
Willow: "You just can't deal with... Jealous?!! But... You don't like
girls that way!"
Xander: "Uh, Will, remember last year? Faith?"
Willow: "What about...? Oh..."
Buffy: "Yeah, she HATED you. Thought you were trying to steal me..."
Willow: "You... You... SLEPT WITH FAITH?!!!"
Buffy: "I just thought... you know... that I wouldn't have a chance
with you. You did freak at the very suggestion that you were bi..."
Willow: "But... Oh, like you would have gone for me, anyway. You just
go for cleavagy slut bombs in leather..."
Buffy: "Will..."
Willow: "To get your attention, I'd have to wear... Hey, wait a
minute... That vampire version of me? You dug her, didn't you?!!!"
Buffy: "What?!!! NO!!! She was evil! And killing people..."
Willow: Before you knew she was a vampire. You probably saw her from
across the club, talking to Xander, and walked up asking Xander to
introduce her, didn't you?"
Buffy: "Well..."
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