FF: The Great Underwear Caper

["sam stoltz" <shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

The Great Underwear Caper.
By Sam

E-mail: shadowmage_draco@xxxxxxxxxxx
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I do not own any of the BtVS characters, 
they belong to Joss. I'm only taking them out to play, it's for fun, 
and nothing more.
Archive: Gary, Bill, Quin, all other feel free to just e-mail me 
first.
Pairing: B/W of sorts
Summery: Shadow and Shyfox talked, Shyfox then made a challenge, the 
result: The sequel to A Evening in the Forest.
Notes: Here I go again, all the BtvS characters live in the forest. 
Buffy is a rabbit, Willow a fox, Giles a owl, Xander an escaped 
circus monkey, Cordy a peacock, the commandos are weasels (actually 
that ones pretty much cannon), and introducing the mischievous 
gnomes. Beer foamy, feedback good.
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The techno rhythms of the lounge lizards filled tadpole pond, as thew 
blond rabbit and red fox lit up the dance floor.

Willow looked at the bunny slayer," hey can we take a break."

"Sure, lets go see what Xander and Cordelia are up to," replied 
Buffy, already thinking of circus jokes for the fez wearing monkey.
The two of them walked over to the booth their friends where in and 
took seats accrosed from the other couple. Buffy motioned to a small 
bear wearing an black suite who immediately came over.

"Can I help you miss," asked the waiter

"Yeah Smokey, could we get two froggy colas, and some peanuts for our 
friend," replied a smirking bunny slayer.

Xander had to almost shout to get his voice over Buffy and Willow's 
laughter, "OK I see we're in for another evening of monkey and circus 
joke," He then turned to the bear, "They were just joking about the 
peanuts, but could I get a Froggy Cola and a banana shake."

The waiter was starting to leave to fill their order when a Tucan in 
the next booth dropped a cigarett on the floor. The bear walked over 
to the next booth and stomped out the burning cigrette, turning to 
the Tucan he spoke, "Hey buddy you got to be more careful, you could 
set this place a smoke like that after all only you can prevent 
forest fires."

Buffy and Willow giggled as they watched the Tucan get reprimanded.

Xander looked at his two freinds, "What's so funny about that."

Buffy grinned at him, "It just remindes us off something we saw on 
the telivion of the peaple who live at the edge of the forest, that's 
all."

Buffy then got a impish look in her eye and whispered in Willows ear 
causing the fox to blush. Xander was almost afraid to ask what the 
Bunny slayer had said but his curiosity was just to much. After he 
heard Buffy's answer he was just confused, why would his friend blush 
over being asked if she was hungry for chicken.

Buffy looked at Xander and saw the confused looks on both his and 
Cordelia face's and grinned uncontrollably, "Don't worry about it, 
it's kinda a personal joke between me and Willow. Besides we're 
leaving you alone it's not like I said something like you and 
Cordelia should get one of those little windy box things that plays 
music so you could make some extra money dancing."

Xander and Cordelia shook their heads as Buffy and Willow laughed 
like there was no tomorrow, wondering if the bunny slayer and the red 
fox would ever get tired of making silly jokes at Xander's expense.  
He then excused himself saying that he had an errand to run for Giles 
before it got to late.

Latter that night....

Buffy frantically tossed cloths all over the den that she shared with 
Willow as she searched for a pair of panties. Willow smiled as she 
watched the bunny slayer make rather large mess of their little love 
nest, the red fox walked over towards the blonde rabbit and hugged 
her, "Exactly what are you looking for?"

"All my panties are gone."

"So wear one of mine," replied Willow as she opened up her dresser.

The red fox quickly spun around and stared at the blonde rabbit."

"Wills, what's wrong?"

"All my panties are gone to."

Buffy thought about it a moment, "I think we need to talk to Giles."

"You want to talk to Giles because our underwear has been taken?" 
inquired Willow.

"Why not, he's well connected, maybe he has an Idea of who would go 
around stealing our underwear."

Buffy picked up another rock to through up into the tree at Giles 
door, she then wound up and let it fly. Unfortunately just as the 
rock left her arm Giles opened the door and stepped out onto his 
branch. The rock connected with the watchers forehead knocking him 
out of the tree. Willow watched in horror as the owl came sailing to 
the ground and her lover rushed to the base of the tree with her arms 
stretched out to try and catch him.

Buffy set Giles on the ground, her voice was filled with guilt as she 
spoke to her watcher, "I'm really really sorry, I didn't mean to hit 
you with the rock, are you going to be OK."

It took Giles a moment to regroup himself and shake off the shock of 
getting knocked out of his tree by the bunny slayers well thrown 
rock, "I'll be fine, however next time could you use the bell," 
answered Giles as he pointed to the rope dangling from the tree."

Buffy blushed from embarrassment, "Sorry, I kinda forgot about it."

"That's OK, but please try to rember next time," replied giles as he 
rubbed his head. "by the way what did you two want?"

"Well it's kinda like this, someone broke into our den why we were at 
Tadpole pond and stole all our underwear, normally I would suspect 
the weasels but all of them are locked up in slime marsh prison for 
kidnapping Mr. Toad, so we wanted to know if you could help us try 
and figure out who did it."

Giles thought about it for a moment then replied, "Gnomes."

Willow looked at Giles in confusion, "Why would Gnomes want to take 
our underwear?"

"Well their not your everyday run of the day Gnomes, their underwear 
Gnomes. They basically take other peoples underwear to resell in 
third world woods."

"Theirgoingtosellourunderwear," gasp Willow.

"Oh no their not, let's go find them and get our undergarments back," 
replied Buffy as she turned to the red fox.

Giles watched the two of them head off in search of the underwear 
gnomes, hoping that Xander was right.

Buffy and Willow looked everywhere for the underwear gnomes but found 
no sign of them. they had looked under every tree in the forest, 
secretly followed every single gnome they could find hoping that it 
would lead them to the underwear gnomes. They then went door to door 
asking if anyone had seen the underwear gnomes or have fallen victim 
to them, all that had got them was strange looks or laughed at.  
Finally after three days of searching Buffy turned to Willow, "We as 
might as well face it we're never going to see our underwear again."
Willow sighed in acknowledgment of what the bunny slayer was saying 
and reliantly nodded her head in agreement before heading back to 
their den.  

Both of them let out a gasp as they walked into the den, in the 
middle of the floor in a large pile was their underwear with a note 
attached. Buffy walked over to the underwear pile and removed the 
note.
Buffy and Willow,
Hope you can take a joke, after all these years of listening
to all the circus jokes I decided it was time for a little 
pay back.
								
Xander

Willow chuckled as she wrapped her arms around the bunny slayer and 
licked the blonde rabbits ear, I guess we kinda had it coming."

Buffy smiled and began to chuckle herself, "Yeah guess we did," a 
wicked grin then came over her face, "However we can't let him get 
away with this and not do anything."

Willow recognized the mischievous look in her lovers eyes, "So I take 
it you have got something in mind."

"Lets put fleas in his fez, he`ll be itching for weeks before he 
figures out what happened."

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Hope you enjoyed this little tale.