First coordination plan to free the hostiles

["Quindo Ma" <quindo.ma@xxxxxxxxx>]

Encryption AX-C334-699403547
Data File Delta-32

To: Director of Public Safety
CC: Unofficial List fighter
Chief Algae Undercover Agent
Lieutenants of ERTs 12 and 13
All further involved in Operation MOON
Subject: First Layout of the Modifications for Operation MOON

Mam, following is the modifications we had to make to Operation MOON, to ensure the safety of the Hostiles, and to include the circumstances we have in Tunnel A-32-C44. For details, take a look into the Gutter plan of Sector 74.

To ensure that Poodle-Boy gets neutralized in time before he can harm our hostiles, we have to use Beta Modification 3 and attack from the three main entrances. ERT 12 and 13 will enter the tunnel at exactly 1500 GMT (Gutter Main Time), shortly after the algae agents and I have disabled the main flea producer with the FWN. Since Algae are immune to the fleas, and I will bewearing the static anti flea suit, this should work out without problems. Once this is done, mr. McD will lead ERT 12 through Gutter Tunnel B-32-C44 and A-31-C44 and enter the Minefield (the decided name for the operationfield) through the southwest gate. ERT 13 will work the same through the southeast gate.

After this is done, the ERTs are to concentrate on disabling the hair traps, which have been detected in tunnel grids 2, 15, 32, 46 and 77. This is a PRIORITY target. Should one of these traps be activated, by any source, then the mission is to be IMMEDIATELY aborted! These traps are extremely dangerous, and have to be taken care of before we can continue into the main area, and free the hostiles.

The ERTs will, after disabling the hair traps, fall back and wait until I have lured Poodle-Boy into Tunnel A-33-C44 by taunting him. Since I have notthe needed experience to taunt Poodle-Boy, the undercover gutter-dwelling scooter-trash is going to take care of this case, and will follow in close to ERT 13 to meet me in the Minefield.

After this has been accomplished, the ERTs have GO to free the hostiles, sothat we can continue our daily taunting and bashing of the Buffy/Riley let's all get along committee.

In the meantime, I will use the FWN prototype and freeze Poodle-Boy. With some luck I'll even be able to paralize him, which should allow us to capture Poodle-Boy. But in case that paralizing the subject is unsuccessful, it is time for immediate retreat. We can still capture Poodle-Boy at a later time, and as long as Sector 74 stays closed, we should be able to track him down easily later.

If these modifications are ok with you ma'am, then all we need is your ok, and operation MOON will start tomorrow at 1400 GMT.

Regards

Quin 

Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the Universe