Re: [buffywantswillow] Security Chief get these damnable \"Let\'s All get along\" groupies out of my bar!

["Quindo Ma" <quindo.ma@xxxxxxxxx>]

To: honoured "little foolie" fool jr.
Subject: Social Club Security


I fully understand your point here, but you also have to see the point of the B/R Laga Group.
They're friends and family members have been captured by Poodle-Boy, and since they're both not
intelligent enough or rich enough to afford their own TV sets (and believe me, would they be
intelligent enough, they'd simply throw their money together and buy a TV for all together), they
come to your clubs for this.

Since I am totally occupied with the incidents in Gutter Sector 74 and Poodle-Boy, I can only give
you my advice. I suggest you hire a few Bumpers for your clubs, and simply throw them out. As far as
we understand the social life of the B/R Laga Group, they are honest enough to stay outside if you
say that it's forbidden (this is another indicator for their low intelligence).

I can assure you that we will be able to take care of them as soon as Operation MOON is
accomplished, which should be around 6 pm tomorrow. (And don't forget about the bon fire, where we
will be able to rid us from a few of those morons. After all, the whole reason behind Operation MOON
is to prevent Poodle-Boy from harming OUR hostiles.)

Regards

Quin

Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the Universe