Re: [buffywantswillow] Security Chief get these damnable \\

[Tater <tater@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: President-elect GCBS and IBGSM
From: Head of the United Vegetable Empire


Yes, it would indeed be the same thing as a bouncer or doorman. As for the
poison ivy, they can be safely handled with the proper use of a pair of good
gardening gloves. If however there would still be a problem with the ivy,
we do have some brocolli that like to play with sharp objects available. I
would advise you to keep the brocolli away from the root beer if you do
choose to employ them. They get a bit too enthusiastic about the sharp
objects after a few root beers. Also, the brocolli will be preparing the
members of the Buffy/Riley let's all get along society for roasting at the
bonfire. They will need time off to perform this duty. 


tater (Vegetables of the world unite!)