RE: Aftermath of List Party and State of the Gutter

[CDRERamius@xxxxxxx]

TO: All list members
FROM: Unofficial List Warrior

1. Eucalyptus leaves for Sammy the Koala will be forthcoming. While the 
leaves may be rare else where the gum trees they grow on cover about a 
million square miles around here.

2. Word of warning. DO NOT be within one light year of Sammy during Koala 
mating season. From first hand experience it ain't pleasant. They get hornier 
than a longboat full of Vikings, more violent than a vamp with road rage, and 
make more noise than a blender in a bucket of nails. Don't say I didn't warn 
you.

3. Lost during the party: 1 bucket of battleship grey paint plus brush. I 
nicked it from work and I can't quite remember where I left it at the party. 
Give us a yell if you happen to find it.

4. I have discovered the shameful truth about the origin of Poodle Boy. If 
you want to know it please ask me. All I can say is 'sorry it won't happen 
again'.

Tony McD

Unofficial List Warrior and Official Combat Zeppo


I come from the Land Downunder
Where women roar and men thunder
Can you hear, can you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
"I Come from the Land Downunder" by Men At Work