Results fo Operation Pressure Cooker

["Bill LaBarbera" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Committee of List Gutter Affairs, List Gutter Members and 
Lurkers and the Head of the UVE.

Subject: Shadow


Well, I think we can pretty much say that "Operation
Pressure-Cooker" 
was a success and we were able to get Shadow to not only update the 
"Reality Shift" series. But we also got our beloved "Stormchaser" 
updated as well. So to all the List lurkers and members who put their 
2 (or 3) cents in to get Shadow to write, I just have to say "Well 
done!" For those of you who were looking forward to finding out if a 
demented, fruit bat tastes like chicken you'll just have to wait. All 
torches must be extinguished and the pitchforks returned to the barn. 

Tater, I commend you on controlling the more volatile members of the 
UVE from starting a food fight with Shadow. As for the "delivery
truck 
incident" which some of the more radical members of the UVE were
being 
accused. My attack lawyers have litigated the situation, it never 
happened and nobody knows what I'm talking about. 

Finally, Shadow we are sorry about the property damage caused by 
several bonfires built around your home, but the situation demanded 
extreme measures. People were dying from fic withdrawal. However, 
after the awesome updates to the "RS" and "Stormchaser" series the 
List Gutter has again quieted down. Thank you for your great (and 
sorely missed) updates.


Sincerely,

Bill
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs.