RE: [buffywantswillow] RE: [buffyloveswillow] Hey Listdad

["Shadow" <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxx>]

I still need to know how the sexy, handsome and extremely smart Rodelus is
doing and how he and Will had fun together...I hear he likes leather ad
naked Willows...

Ah, Rod... Rodelus is evil, as in not a very nice person. Likes to do mean
things to a certain redhead and is responsible for the fungus demon blinding
Willow in one eye before Yoshiro ate him... er, I mean swallowed him. The
dragon is still claiming that he merely swallowed, not chewed.

As for Dreams of Fire ? that fic is currently in rewrite; basically I?m
trying to work a few things out with it. On the subject of me thrusting new
fics on the list to make them forget about the old ones, I have only one
thing to say. Are you nuts??? Like the list would let me forget about
Stormchaser, not after that little petition of Quin?s, and I?ve not
forgotten about any of my fics. However, I cannot concentrate on one fic
alone... or I will fall into writer?s block again. If I don?t keep creating
and toying with other things, I get bored and I can?t write anything! That
has happened once before and I couldn?t write anything for nearly a month.

So you are claiming that you are the Official List Gutter Tourist, huh? You
wouldn?t be wondering the gutter with a certain Koala and Badger, who shall
remain nameless for the moment, posting wanted posters for the rabid members
of the W/R 4ever shippers and taunting the demonic cabbage patch with potato
peelers, would you?

Also what do you make of my plans to have our beloved listmum, and your
listwife, elevated to List Gutter Lust Goddess? You do remember her don?t
you? The Jersey Vamp Vixen being wooed by Dave from Canada I believe? If
you?re not careful we?re going to have you legally declared dead and make
Dave new listdad... I think he would like the title of List Gutter Lust
Goddess Hubby. :-) And remember we got the attack lawyers to pull it off.
<innocent grin, although the halo is a bit crooked hanging off one of the
little devilish horns>

Shadow --
Dir. of Pub. Safety of the Sen. Exec. Committee on List Gutter Affairs and
Vampire Teddy Bear; Official Dungeon Keeper and Big Bad. Official Woods
Outback Vampire Fruit Bat.