Re: [buffywantswillow] FIC: To Cross the River Styx (4a/?) and a challenge.

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On Mon, 18 Sep 2000 15:29:12 -0500, you wrote:

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>From: sbooth@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sbooth@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
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>On Wed, 13 Sep 2000 11:09:56 -0500, you wrote:
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>>Never fear, I have something quite poetic planned for Riley.
>
>Hopefully involving a red hot poker, a large mallet and a bucket
>of live eels.
>
>Stephen
>-- 
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>But why should the eels be tortured?
>
>Chazzman

The eels are for disposal purposes. Not as efficient as pigs[1]
but fun never the less.

I don't like Riley, I want him to be hurt. I'm not a B/A
'shipper so that's not the reason (to be honest I'm not that keen
on Angel when he's with Buffy, I do like him in the separate
series tho').

Here's a little fic challenge Riley leaves Buffy and seduces
Xander! Buffy and Anya are sitting together crying into their
beers (literal or metaphorical, you decide) when they are visited
by a vengence demon (Anyankas replacement). They both decide
that Riley is the one at fault here (for seducing Xander). What
happens to woodentop fish boy (that's Riley for people not up on
the latest insults)?

Must include :

* The line "All men are bastards, except for you." said to a bar
man or similar serving guy.

* A vampire being killed by someone female other than the slayer.

* The word Artichoke.

* Reference to one of the following films "Keeping the Faith",
"Bring It On", "X-Men", "Dead Man On Campus" or "Cruel
Intentions".

And not less than 2 of :

* Chocolate consumed in great amount (bars of chocolate, trays of
chocolates, hot chocolate, chocolate milk shakes, Mochochino
etc).

* A character watching Dawsons Creek or Popular.


* Miss Kitty Fantastico being cute and someone commenting on
this.

* Willow comforting Buffy whilst Tara comforts Anya (can get
steamy if you wish, but either both or neither get steamy and
must be in the same room).

* A visit to Anyas home, that is where she's living now when not
with Xander.

* Reference to the singer Melissa Etheridge.

* A reference to Sabrina the teenage witch.

* Food being used for sexual/romantic purposes.

* A character swearing in a language other than English or
French.


Hopefully that'll fire up a few braincells. I'm hoping for
comedy or tragicomedy

Stephen

[1] A non-existant prize to the first person OUTSIDE THE UK who
correctly identifies the reference.
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