Woods Outback:- SongFIC

[CDRERamius@xxxxxxx]

This is sung to the tune of "Waltzing Matilda"

NOTE: Tinnies = cans of beer


Once a large crocodile camped by a froggy pond,
Under the shade of a huge oak tree.
And he sang as he watched
And waited till his beer got cold,
'You'll come a waltzing cold tinnies with me'

Waltzing cold tinnies, waltzing cold tinnies
You'll come a waltzing cold tinnies with me.
And he sang as he watched
And waited till his beer got cold,
'You'll come a waltzing cold tinnies with me.'

Down came a Riley Weisel, just escaped from Australia
Up jumped the croc and ate him with glee
And he sang as he picked
The weisel fur from between his teeth,
'You'll come a waltzing cold tinnies with me.'

Waltzing cold tinnies, waltzing cold tinnies,
You'll come a waltzing cold tinnies with me.
And he sang as he picked
The weisel fur from between his teeth
'You'll come a waltzing cold tinnies with me.'

Down came the Slayer Bunny, mounted on a Wise Badger
Down came the Slayerettes; one, two, three.
'Spit out that wretched weisel
We really need to kick his ass.
He'll go a bouncing off old oak trees.'

Bouncing off oak trees, bouncing off oak trees
He'll go a bouncing off old oak trees
And she sang as she thought of
The damage she would do to him.
'He'll go a bouncing of old oak trees.'

Up jumped the crocodile and he jumped into the froggy pond
'You'll never catch me sober' said he.
And his burps may be heard
As you pass by that froggy pond.
'You'll come a waltzing cold tinnies with me.'

Waltzing cold tinnies, waltzing cold tinnies
You'll come a waltzing cold tinnies with me.
And his burps may be heard
As you pass by that froggy pond.
'You'll come a waltzing cold tinnies with me.'

Tony McD
List Warrior Crocodile

Who said red meat is bad for you?