Poem: Fate Must Be Crazy

["Femvamp " <femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx>]

Disclaimer: Joss owns um. I am just turning them into a bunch of 
poets who can't spell.

Note: It's Xander's turn.

Fate Must Be Crazy

I am Xander the Zeppo
King of Cretins
A loser with a heart
And I can take a beating.
I live on the Hellmouth
I've foughten off evil
I fallen in love
And I've been a little lazy
Through all of this I've discovered
A few things here and there
One of the biggest 
Is that fate must be crazy

My best friend is a hacker
A witch and a genius
And in love with a girl
Who battles demons
Her mentor is a man
Full of surprise
He is gentile and caring
But when you look in his eyes
You can see the pain
The torment 
The guilt
You can see Ripper
Danger to the hilt.

The four of us are called
The scooby gang
We play destiny's little game
The minute we started
None of us were ever the same

Willow and Buffy
Have fallen in love
And someone must be laughing
In Heaven about
Maybe someone got a little lazy
Or even scarier
Fate must be crazy.