Woods Outback Song Fic: Crocodile Roll

[CDRERamius@xxxxxxx]

To the song 'Crocodile Roll' by John Williamson.

A crocodile roll (also called the death roll) is the when a crocodile takes 
its prey and drags it under water where it violently rolls around drown/rip 
apart its meal. (Damn impressive when it's a 18 foot croc)

Barbie = BBQ
-----------------------------------------------------------------

It was a barbie by the frog pond, with no one else around
Tropical honeymoon, knocking a Corona down.
Parker standing in the water, eating a pumpkin scone
When CHOMP! SPLASH! 
He was gone.

And they were doing the crocodile roll, Parker and the reptile
Doing the crocodile roll in the middle of the frog pond.

Down came Riley with a gun and a carving knife
To slaughter every crocodile for taking his darling wife.
"You can't go round eating my toy boys! I'll turn you into shoes!"
CHOMP! SPLASH!
It was in the news.

And they were doing the crocodile roll, Riley and the reptile
Doing the crocodile roll in the middle of the frog pond.

Down came Poodle Boy, with mangy curly hair
Got the sent, way he went, bum up in the air.
Poodle Boy got carried away and ran out on a log and...
CHOMP! HOWL! SPLASH!
No more dog.

And they were doing the crocodile roll, the canine and the reptile
Doing the crocodile roll in the middle of the frog pond.

There's no moral to this story, just a brand new dance.
So gab your partner by tail and do the crocodile dance.
Do the crocodile roll, stirring up the mud.
Do the crocodile roll in the middle of the frog pond.


Tony
Warrior Crocodile, Headmaster of the List Gutter School of Charm, Tact and 
Decorum.

"Me, Xander and Anya played poker at Xander's place. Which was fun except for 
the poker and Anya part" Willow