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["Femvamp " <femvamp000@xxxxxxxxx>]

Note: This is me just getting the angst out of my head....oh yeah and 
being really weird.

Disclaimer: Joss owns the show. I don't.




MEMO


To: All officers
Re: The Scooby Gang

It has come to our attention that there has been a recent rise in gang 
related crimes in Sunnydale, California. At the center of these 
crimes is a group that calls themselves "the Scooby Gang." Don't be 
fooled by this childish name, by all accounts this group is highly 
dangerous.

The leader of the group, one Rupert Giles (aka Ripper), was born in 
England where according to sources I cannot name at this time, he is 
suspected of many crimes ranging from petty larceny to murder. Since 
his arrival in Sunnydale, he has been suspect in many crimes, the most 
recent being the murder of his girlfriend, Jenny Calendar, and the 
burning down of the highschool where he was librarian. When 
approaching him, consider him at all times to be armed and dangerous.

The "muscle" of the group is Elizabeth Summers, (aka Buffy or Slayer) 
She may be only 18 years old but the string of violence she has been 
accused of his long, ranging from arson to murder. By all accounts 
she is a fighter and very apt at hand to hand combat. She is also to 
be considered extremely dangerous.

The brains of the operation is Willow Rosenburg (aka Wicca girl, or 
Hacker girl) She is a very intelligent young woman who according to 
my sources has hacked into many "unhackable" divisions of the 
government and business world. She is also a suspect in many gang-
related crimes. Although her fighting ability is low, she is very 
intelligent and is to be considered dangerous.

Finally, Xander Harris (aka Zeppo). By all accounts he seems to be a 
normal law abiding citizen, until you look deeper into his history. 
Although not a suspect in any crimes, he has been seen associating 
with known criminals on several occasions. He is a known ally to the 
people listed above and therefore is to be considered dangerous on 
these accounts alone.


When approaching any member of the Scooby Gang use extreme caution. 


Captain Peter Masters 
Sunnydale Police






Ahhh I feel much better

Femvamp
High Crazy of the Mad Poets League


It isn't paranoia when someone really is out to get you