SillyFic: Sir David Attenbough in the Woods Outback

[CDRERamius@xxxxxxx]

Today, we are going to a region rich in its natural fauna and flora. 
Diverse species such as koala, roadrunner, Circus Monkey, Slayer Bunny, and 
Wise Badger all live in harmony with their surrounds. But not all is peaceful 
as we shall find out.

Here at this pond covered in lillypads and resounding to the call of 
frogs, we wait to see what creature will come down to the water to drink.
In the background we hear the crazed rambling of a creature talking 
about his time in WW1 with Snoopy and the crazed drunken antics of a Koala. 
But that my friends is a story best left told by others at another time, for 
in the distance something is moving.

At first glance it would appear to be the Common List Lurker Gazelle, 
(a shy and timid creature not often seen or heard by many), however as the 
creature approaches we gain a clearer picture of this animal.

It is the rare Buffy/Riley Shipper Sheep.

The Buffy/Riley Shipper Sheep is easily distinguished by its yellow 
belly, baseball cap with propeller on top, and mind-numbingly stupid stare. 
It is hardly ever seen in the Woods Outback due to prolific predication by 
many of the inhabitants of these woods. Regarded by most to be a noxious 
pest, it has the tendency to fall victim of a savage attack of one 
description or another.

And quite rightly so.

As this vile creature runs towards the water, we see yet again an 
example of the old saying: "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread."

(Massive splash as a huge Warrior Crocodile latches onto its prey before 
violently ripping it apart in a crocodile roll. It drinks can of beer to get 
bad taste out of its mouth)

Yet again we see the noble Warrior Crocodile preform a service for the 
entire animal kingdom. 
So we leave this pond and in our next journey we will see a sight 
hardly seen by outsiders:

a Red Fox being willingly eaten by a Slayer Bunny.

I'm Sir David Attenbough leaving you from the Woods Outback. Goodbye.



Tony,
Warrior Crocodile (and nature lover)